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emo I don't get it. I was watching discovery channel the other day, and i found out that when some gorillas mate, they kind of climb onto each others backs and go for it. Well I figured, 'humans aren't so different from gorillas are they?'

I went into town and saw a girl I'd 'hit'. I walked up to her, and showed her my hairy silver back. She looked disgusted, and tried to walk away, but i knew gorilla mating habits. She actually wanted me.

So I grabbed her, pushing her to the floor as i undid my trousers. She screamed and tried to run off, but I knew gorilla mating habits: She didn't just want any old male, she needed me to prove I was strong enough for her.

So I pinned her down and stuck it in her. I was kind of embarrassed about my p***s size, but i knew gorilla anatomy. Gorillas have an average 4 inch p***s, so I wasn't ashamed.

When I finished, I beat my chest and climbed a tree. I did that because gorillas do that too, and gorillas are awesome.

The girl never called back.