So, I had this awesome fortune teller tell me about my past, present, and future.
LOL
-Cyanide_Sea
Can I get all three?
-Idiosyncratica
Past: Your mother was forced to let the dog suckle you when you were an infant, because her breast milk had gone bad and there was no baby formulas in the house. It was during a snow storm and no one could go to the store. So you drank dog milk.
Present: You are lactose intolerant. But you don't care. So every time you are in public, you eat milk products and barf. You barf everywhere. People call you bulimic and you end up cutting yourself. Good job emo.
Future: You're babysitting three kids. The ten year old boy attempts to rape you, but you hit him in the face with a pan. He gets knocked out, and then the other two kids get all pissed off and try attacking you with knives. The parents come home, and they get all pissy too, and then they whip out their revolvers and shoot you multiple times in the head.
You live, however.
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