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Queer as it may be, my life is going okay right now. :3
Yes, yes it is.
Well, I can't say that there's anything I -care- to write about, so I'll tell you a story instead. =D
In gym, the girls are playing touch football. There's four zones. The closest is a zero, the next is 1 point, so on and so fourth. Interceptions are 3 points and knockdowns are 1. Quarterback sacks get 1 point for the team that, well, didn't drop the ball.
Now, there are a few people you need to know.
---> Kateland is a player on MY team (The Double Deez/Blues). She is score keeper.
---> Angie is on the opposing team (Who cares what their name is? ...But their color is gold.) She's [very] competetive, a senior, and not the sharpest tool in the shed.
---> Mr. O is my Pre-Calc. teacher. He loves toying with us.
---> Dustin is my buddy, who sits in front of me and beside Angie in Pre-C.
Okay, so back to football. The game is 4-0 in our favor. We're on defense.
They hike the ball and Angie misses it, letting it fall to the ground. QB-sack, so we recieve one point.
Angie asks Kateland the score. Kateland replies with 0-5 Gold. Angie immediately yells "NU-UH, THEY ONLY HAVE FOUR!!!"
So, we recite the previous plays, figuring she'd realise the error in her math. We were wrong.
So, the teacher tells her, "Angie, they scored in the two point zone two times, then you guys had a QB-sack. That is five."
Angie gets in a tizzy and calls Kateland crappy at adding.
Then, my team intercepts the ball, giving us a score of 8-0 Gold. Angie shouts "THEY'RE CHEATING, THEY ONLY HAVE SEVEN!"
We all laugh, ignore her, and carry on.
So we switch to offense, hike the ball, and see the Blues all sitting in the field.
Angie says "You guys suck. We can't win anyway, so why try?"
Needless to say, that was the [one] play we didn't score on, for the ball was overthrown.
So by the end of the class, the score is 24-7 Gold, and Angie is still having a horse.
The bell rings and I make my way to Pre-Calc. As soon as the tardy bell sounds, Angie says " 2+2 doesn't equal 5...does it, Mr. O? :: smarty-pants-face :: "
Mr. O looks at her. "Angie, haven't you got the memo? 2+2 IS 5."
Angie looks around the room, about in tears, then shouts, "WHAT!? All these years, I thought 2+2 was 4!"
The whole class begins laughing hysterically and Mr. O says, "Angie, 2+2 is four."
Angie hits herself in the head with her notebook and says, "Well, none of this would have happened if AMANDA'S TEAM WASN'T CHEATING AND KATELAND COULD COUNT!"
I started laughing, so Angie quickly turned in her seat to face me, notebook still in hand.
Dustin is just slouching over the side of his desk when *SMACK*.
Angie accidently smacked him right across the face with her notebook.
So, once again, everybody is laughing...except her and Dustin. xD
Eventually, I got fed up and said "We could double, even triple your points, AND we'd STILL have a larger score!"
She finally shut up.
THE END. x]
Queer as it may be, my life is going okay right now. :3
Yes, yes it is.
Well, I can't say that there's anything I -care- to write about, so I'll tell you a story instead. =D
In gym, the girls are playing touch football. There's four zones. The closest is a zero, the next is 1 point, so on and so fourth. Interceptions are 3 points and knockdowns are 1. Quarterback sacks get 1 point for the team that, well, didn't drop the ball.
Now, there are a few people you need to know.
---> Kateland is a player on MY team (The Double Deez/Blues). She is score keeper.
---> Angie is on the opposing team (Who cares what their name is? ...But their color is gold.) She's [very] competetive, a senior, and not the sharpest tool in the shed.
---> Mr. O is my Pre-Calc. teacher. He loves toying with us.
---> Dustin is my buddy, who sits in front of me and beside Angie in Pre-C.
Okay, so back to football. The game is 4-0 in our favor. We're on defense.
They hike the ball and Angie misses it, letting it fall to the ground. QB-sack, so we recieve one point.
Angie asks Kateland the score. Kateland replies with 0-5 Gold. Angie immediately yells "NU-UH, THEY ONLY HAVE FOUR!!!"
So, we recite the previous plays, figuring she'd realise the error in her math. We were wrong.
So, the teacher tells her, "Angie, they scored in the two point zone two times, then you guys had a QB-sack. That is five."
Angie gets in a tizzy and calls Kateland crappy at adding.
Then, my team intercepts the ball, giving us a score of 8-0 Gold. Angie shouts "THEY'RE CHEATING, THEY ONLY HAVE SEVEN!"
We all laugh, ignore her, and carry on.
So we switch to offense, hike the ball, and see the Blues all sitting in the field.
Angie says "You guys suck. We can't win anyway, so why try?"
Needless to say, that was the [one] play we didn't score on, for the ball was overthrown.
So by the end of the class, the score is 24-7 Gold, and Angie is still having a horse.
The bell rings and I make my way to Pre-Calc. As soon as the tardy bell sounds, Angie says " 2+2 doesn't equal 5...does it, Mr. O? :: smarty-pants-face :: "
Mr. O looks at her. "Angie, haven't you got the memo? 2+2 IS 5."
Angie looks around the room, about in tears, then shouts, "WHAT!? All these years, I thought 2+2 was 4!"
The whole class begins laughing hysterically and Mr. O says, "Angie, 2+2 is four."
Angie hits herself in the head with her notebook and says, "Well, none of this would have happened if AMANDA'S TEAM WASN'T CHEATING AND KATELAND COULD COUNT!"
I started laughing, so Angie quickly turned in her seat to face me, notebook still in hand.
Dustin is just slouching over the side of his desk when *SMACK*.
Angie accidently smacked him right across the face with her notebook.
So, once again, everybody is laughing...except her and Dustin. xD
Eventually, I got fed up and said "We could double, even triple your points, AND we'd STILL have a larger score!"
She finally shut up.
THE END. x]
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