Dede is the Narrator and is hilarious in her whole Narrator role.
She playes with the emotions of the Audience in the several sad scenes.
Such as in the Scene where her and her boyfriend are fighting with a Gun, they stuggle off screen, and then you hear a gun shot and they are on the Bed, with blood.
His hand lifts off her, and then Riccis words were this.
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What'd you think, *I'd* be the dead one?
I'm the ******** narrator, guys! Keep up!
I'm the ******** narrator, guys! Keep up!
Then Dede rolls the dead Randy off her.
She has alot of funny quotes throught the movie as well.
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Sex always ends in kids or disease or like, you know, relationships.
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My mother was the kind of mother who always said she was her daughter's best friend. Whenever she did, I thought, "Great, not only do I have a shitty mother, but my best friend's a loser b***h."
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Lucia: Are you having contractions?
Dedee: No, this is my sleepy face! WHAT THE ******** DO YOU THINK?!
Dedee: No, this is my sleepy face! WHAT THE ******** DO YOU THINK?!
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I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.
The last thing she made me laugh at was the sad scene when she died during childbirth of her baby, and she showed us all of the tear filled scenes.
Then she goes something like
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You would never know I screwed them. Like I am screwing you right now.
Then there is a noise of a Record Screeching to a halt, and the scene changes. She was just messing with us all.
The Opposite of Sex may offend some, but I love it. Lisa Kudrow was funny as the tight a** b***h for once, instead of being the flakey Phoebe in Friends.
Though she did lose it sometimes.
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Lucia: I don't know how you do it. You're always so nice and so calm. Tom was like that too. It's depressing.
Bill Truitt: You're nice.
Lucia: That's how I always felt around you too, like the Baroness in The Sound of Music. While everybody's just singing and climbing an Alp. And I just wanna STUFF THAT GUITAR UP THAT NUN'S a**! And... ugh!
Bill Truitt: You're nice.
Lucia: That's how I always felt around you too, like the Baroness in The Sound of Music. While everybody's just singing and climbing an Alp. And I just wanna STUFF THAT GUITAR UP THAT NUN'S a**! And... ugh!
