A party of confusion
By
jacob Jauregui
Place:
in big military base(inside)
Characters:
Moden
Srgnt.fluffy
Mr.krinjerpants
master.
Moden:
Bring me my cheese!
assistant:
yes sir
(brings cheese and a pipe).
Moden:
(now smoking the cheese)
srgnt fluffy you know you cant win this pointless war. so why do you try?
srgnt fluffy:
Three times we had this encounter and now you want to know why?
I thought someone as stupid as you would know that by now.
Moden:
........... If you weren't a coward I would have known by now. Now enlighten me on this goal you that you can’t reach.
srgnt fluffy:
Mr. krinjer pants show him the tape of my flashback.
Mr. krinjer pants:
Sure thing fluffy.
srgnt fluffy:
Not now pooky!
Mr. Krinjer pants:
Oh......since when did you ever care?.
Moden:
uuuhhmmmm? Something going on here?
Mr. Krinjer pants:
Why dont you kill him already and we can live together
(whispers to srgnt fluffy)
assistant:
Sir do you want me to shoot now?
(tells Moden)
Moden:
Don't tell me this war is about you two.
you know master always told us not to put other things into business.
srgnt. fluffy:
And how would this have to do anything with the war?
Moden:
You know very well what it has to do with the war.
Mr. krinjer pants:
Ok! Ok! So if fluffy is gay. What does that have to do with anything?
The war cant possibly be about us. Can it?
srgnt. fluffy:
I am sorry to say but it is. Now show him the damn flash back Mr. Krinjer pants!
Mr. Krinjer pants:
oright oright i will....hold your pants.
They show the movie that explains the reason the war
is even taking plcae. After the movie there master walks in the building
and is about to tell them something
Master:
How did you become the leader of this world? A monkey that only stands to be 2 feet high? I trained you to be a servant and you end up being a leader. You puzzle my mind Moden. If I try to figure this out I am not going to party tonight. ........ O yes that reminds me, set my party plans for 10 and not 9 this is going to take a while.
assistant:
will do sir! I look forward to that party
(starts to dance)
Master:
Now. Fluffy. I taught you to be a peace maker not a villain.
Srgnt fluffy:
Hey! I only did this job for Mr. Krinjer pants. Its not my fault that his parents were evil.
I need to be his way or I wont be the way I was trained.
Master:
I only told you not to do what your doing. you became an enemy with your brother. I also told you how to party but you seem to evil for that now. so now you cant come to my peace party.
Mr. krinjer pants:
Peace party? There is no peace here. In fact the a battle is about to take place.
Master:
Hahahahaha.... is that what you think? You should know by now that a party settles everything. didn't that tell you I am the master of parties.
Moden:
Ok master what did you really come here for? We have no time for your long speeches about parties.
random person:
This war is stupid......(starts to cry).....all I want is to party man You know if you end up going to this party the world will be in peace. You two are the leaders of the world.
srgnt fluffy:
Kill that man! i don't want a good attitude in my presents.
Master:
You must know that I am a master of parties not of piece but I will not have pointless death in my presents!
pulls out a sword, cat food and cat n**.
srgnt fluffy:
There is no need for the cat n**..... Please put it away.
Master:
Indeed. very well. (looks up. and starts to dance) o yeah you here that?
Moden:
Master you didn't. How could you do that?
Master:
Yes if only
Mr. krinjer pants:
You know fluffy. I am going to shoot your master if.....what's that noise?
Master:
Right on time! My army has join to aid Moden in combat. Now surrender your troops
or be destroyed my this party.
troops of thousands come in and swarm the place.
Mr. kringer pants:
Well well i must say you do got us in quite a pickle..
Master:
You must surrender now.
Srgnt fluffy:
I cannot and will not surrender .
Moden:
Please you must. How are we suppose to party?
( pulls out a slice of cheese.)
Come on surrender now.
Master:
It's to late the party is here.
Mr. krinjer pants:
It’s almost time.
Moden:
For what?
Master:
I think I know what its time for.
Master runs out of the building with a cape on his head
Moden:
Master!!.
`srgnt fluffy:
Seems like you out of luck.
Mr. krinjer pants:
No pooky I surrender.
Moden:
what? the evil one surrenders and the fairly good on is now bad. So krinjer pants.
what is it time for?
Mr krinjer pants:
It is time for me to....
(mater walks in with a very weird costume)
Master:
Party!!
Moden:
I am puzzled what is this? No person could have given up this easily. Master explain to me what is going on?
Master:
Well well my dear monkey. you must now learn that your training was never complete i honestly expect that you would do more but where you are at is just fine with me. You seem to have past my test and the same with you fluffy. Fluffy i think you should you should change your name back to normal.
srgnt. fluffy:
Master how could you have possibly done this to us? So krinjer pants are you an actor?
Mr.krinjer pants:
Well at first i was an actor and then i started to fall for you......no im just playing. I am an actor sorry but the person who does love you is somewhere else now get a life.
Srgnt fluffy:
Pfffft. like I ever loved you
Mr. krinjer pants:
Well then that's settled all is forgiven. Now the only reason i did thi job was to party with the party master.
Moden:
So are you telling me master that our whole life was fake? That everything we have done and accomplished was fake?
Master:
NO no no no, much more you have to learn. everything is real but the ones who satnd beside you are not. I knew what were to become of you and now my goal is complete. I knew that this day would have come. Now Moden stop asking questions and le the party begin.
Mr krinjer pants
Oh yes finally lets get it going
everyone starts to dance. no one knows what becomes of this party
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