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Today, We was all sittin in da kitchen, ('cept fer Ron who was sleepin) Eatin lunch, when we heard a noise, kinda like a cannon. So we ran up to da deck, and saw a ship coming to us.
"HAHA!" Luan yelled, "It's been a while since we've been in a good fight!" Den he ran to get sum pies. I looked at Meona an' she smiled.
"Get ready, Joe," She sed, While she grabed 'er frying pan that she had strung on a ribbon 'round 'er neck. "Maybe we'll get to kill somone before Ron wakes up and takes all the fun." 'er frying pan started ta grow as she talked. I went ta my room, an' grabed meh scimitar, den went back up on deck, Luan was back with a stack o' pies. Rachel had also shown up. The ship stoped, right by us, an' a couple o' peeple climbed onta our ship. The first person ta touch da rail got hit in da face by Meona's pan (now about as big aroung as da mast, but still growin), an' fell back into da ocean. A couple of others stoped, and looked at us nervously. I went ta stand by Meona, an' wait fer da next person, an' luan stood back, waiting fer da perfect moment. Rachel had gone over to da other ship, an' was having fun scarin soma da younger boys that was there.
"What's all this noise?" Sed a sleepy voice behind us. It was Ron, an' she din't look happy.
"Hey!" Sed sumone on da deck of da other ship, "Does she look familiar?"
"Ya!" Sed sumome else, "Tom, Ain't she da gurl that killed yer brother?"
"Hey," Sed even another person, "I think she is.." While the peeple on da ship were talkin bout Ron, she killed every one dat was half-way to our ship, then she got onta der ship. Everyone started screamin.
"AWW!" Sed Luan, " I wanted to kill someone!"
"Then come kill while there are still people alive!" Ron yelled, " You too Joe, Meona, There's plenty to share!" Me an' Meona jumped onta da ship, an' instantly got locked into battle. Luan satyed on our ship, an started throwin pies. Everything da pies hit blew up. He killed a couple o' peeple, he broke there mast, an' he put a couple o' holes in da ship, causeing it ta sink slowly. Fredrick noticed that der was a battle, an' he flew over head, makin sum o da peeple look up at 'im, cuz dey hadn't never seen a flyin fish before. Most o da peeple died while they was lookin at 'im. George also flew around, but nobudy paid much attention to him. In a couple of minutes there was only a few survivors, rounded up into a small group, an surrounded by Me, Meona, an' Ron. Luan came over now.
"What're we gonna do with them?" He asked.
"Leave them." Ron sed. "It'll be amazing if they live long enough to tell anyone we attacked them," She turned ta Luan, "Blow a few more holes in the ship as we're sailing away, I won't even complain if you accidentaly blew in one of there heads too." When she sed that da peeple stiffened, cuz dey had seen what his pies do. "But I'd like it if you let some of them live, I love watching people drown with their ship. Then, make a celebratory pie, a good one, not one of your wacky experaments."
"Aye Aye, Captain" Luan sed, then went back ta our ship. Ron followed him, an' me an Meona followed 'er. Ron went down ta bed, an told Meona ta wake 'er when it was time ta celebrate. Now we is watchin Luan throw more pies at tda ship, as we sail away from it. Gunna be a big party tonite. We always have a party when we destory a whole ship, (a tradition Captain John Silver started) an' is always tonsa fun.
-Joe
 Joe Zimbawa · Tue Oct 07, 2008 @ 07:30pm · 0 Comments |
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