I want to become a ANBU:
OR the assistant of the hokage:
List of Jutsu I want to learn:
Chakra Absorption Technique: This jutsu allows the user to absorb the physical and spiritual energy of an opponent.
Earth Release: Underground Projection Fish Technique: Using this jutsu, a person can hide underground until they're ready to attack an opponent.
Water Clone Technique: his jutsu creates one or more identical copies of the user out of water.
Leaf Great Whirlwind: This jutsu involves a powerful leap forward followed by a spinning kick with both legs in succession, the second kick being aimed lower in case the intended target ducks the first.
Shadow of the Dancing Leaf: While the target is airborne, the user jumps in such a way as to appear below the target while following a similar trajectory through the air. Since the victim is airborne, he is in a vulnerable position to a more damaging attack.
Thousand Years of Death: This is a very simple jutsu with an overly-dramatized name. All the user does is forcefully plunge their index and middle fingers into their opponent's rectum, usually causing severe constipation and embarrassment, among other things. The technique is similar to a childish prank known as a kancho.
Leaf Thunder Fist: jumps into the air while spinning forward, delivering a powerful punch.
Flower Technique: The District End: The user reaches out his/her hand, sending a stream of flower petals from their palm towards the opponent. The flower petals encircle the enemy and dark smoke fades their surroundings to black, hiding the user.
Temple of Nirvana Technique: This jutsu causes everyone within a specific area to fall into a deep sleep. From the target's point of view, it seems as if feathers are falling from the sky, which serves as a distraction to allow the jutsu to take effect. The downside, however, is that it takes a fair amount of time to take effect, and any experienced ninja has more than enough time to dispel it.
Demonic Illusion: Hell Viewing Technique: This jutsu causes the target to see a horrifying vision. First, an imaginary circle of leaves will spin around and envelop the target, falling away shortly after. After a short period, the illusion will begin. This is to make the illusion more convincing, since the user will likely have moved before the illusion sets in.
