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Ally was an unusual boochie bear.Boochie bears were supposed to like crab cakes. Crab cakes made Ally crazy because she was allergic to them and then she did dastardly deeds. Destiny, Ally’s sister was allergic to crab cakes and egg-filled eggplants. Every once in a while, Ally and Destiny would rampage through France. French farms were filled with French goats and boochie bears loved French goats. Goats were hard to find in the boochie bear world but there were plenty of haughty horses. Horses were delicious but boochie bears found them icky. Instead iguanas were a delicacy but to get them you had to rampage through Guatemala and its jungles. Jaguars liked to eat boochie bears so Ally and Destiny had to watch for jaguars as they searched for iguanas ands kangaroos. Kangaroo meat was the final ingredient in a special stew for their mother that had been made in a giant leeche. Luckily, they found the ingredients before lunch and went home to finish the stew for their mother. Molly their pet newt rushed to greet them with a slobbery kiss and cover them in nectarine nectar. Nectar was Ally and Destiny’s favorite drink and after that they snacked on octopus organs. Over a year later the girls finally finished their snack and Ally and Destiny were very plump. Peonies and petunias wilted wherever the girls went so they decided to get help from Quasimodo Travis, the Quail.
Quails were known for their supernatural strength and raggedy rodents. Rapidly Ally and Destiny parked and started out for Travis’s tunnel. Time after time the girls were shunned as they made there way to Travis’s home, the underworld. Ugly as they were the girls were welcomed by every thing and everyone including vultures. Very, very slowly the girls traveled to the underworld, unknown that they were being stalked by Zelina Xatan. Xatan wanted to feed the girls to his man-eating zebras and yaks. Yet he had to wait a year before the girls were fat enough to feed to his yaks and zebras. Zelina finally fed the girls to his animals on a bright day in autumn.