All I see these days is those crummy diets.
They never work.
But they make millions when women buy it.

Those pills, don't try it.
All they do it make you look worse.

Those machines, they are useless.
But their, messages, they are ruthless.

The people that make them just want your wallet.
That number on the screen, don't call it!!

They don't care about your sanity
or your humanity.

All they are is greedy.
Their eyes staring at your wallet with eyes beatty.

So don't look at it.
Don't even try it.