The following story was made for Rhoen RavenHawk’s Avi
ack!
-ducks for cover behind random market stall-
-crowds start to flee everywhere-
why do they always shoot first and ask later??
-Bam!-
-bullet makes it through the wood of stall-
gah!
-fires back through new hole-
haha got him!!
Oh wait....
Dammit!!
Stupid bullets flying into random peop.....
Aww s**t.......
-jumps out of the way before grenade goes off-
where the hell’d they get that from!?!?!
-fires off some shots at random-
-looks down at slightly torn trench coat-
okay freak now your going to get what’s coming to you.....
-pulls out sword-
-charges-
oh s**t!
-runs-
-scatters even more-
-catches up to the criminal and slams sword hilt into back of head-
haha got ya this time....
-few hours later-
this guy was a pain in the you know what!
I better get paid more for this.....
You ruined half a town!!!
Hey that wasn’t me and it didn’t say anything about keeping the place nice and clean!!
Yeah it did!
Learn to read the fine print
it says right here! “Please try to keep our town in one piece”!!
Fool now I’ve gotta go hire people to rebuild!
And you also shot a random citizen!!
This is coming out of your paycheck
so don’t expect much this time...
Either...
b*****d....
What was that!?!?
 M4ST3R-N00B · Fri Jul 11, 2008 @ 06:59am · 3 Comments |
