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this is the story of a puffin named Jake his brother was a chinchilla named Joey their best friend was a bat named Melanie. one day, the gang of friends was walking through the jungle (in Melanie's case, flying). on that particular day a shipment of magic pickle genies was flying over the jungle. one of the engines blew up and one of them fell in front of Jake & Joey's house. as soon as they found the pickle genie they called Melanie an there new gell-phones and the three friends gathered in front of the pickle genie's lamp. Melanie then rubbed it with her wing, and giant pickle with a fez came out. "WHO DARES WAKE THE PICKLE GENIE?!?!?!?!?" exclaimed the pickle. "uhh we did" said the three friends in terrified unison. the genie puffed in a huge cloud of air and said... "okay, what are ur 3 wishes, im dying of old age here" Jake stepped up and said "i wish i had a genie for life!" "no..." "i wish i had a bowl of crap" "no" "umm i wish... i had a date for the prom!" "N.O." "fine, i wish i had a gigantic bowl of cookie dough, chocolate chip please." "n-okay" and so it was... the next second Jake was buried in cookie dough "[muffled] HOORAY!" he died due to lack of nutrition" on his head-stone they wrote:
aww crap!!

"yay its my turn!!!!!" screamed joey. "what is your wish fuzzy adorable one!" "I wish that I could live forever and never age!" "no" "I wish I had a play-boy bunny!"
"no" "you pervert!!!" said Melanie to Joey "I wish i had a bucket of crap!" "eeeewww no!" "fine then I wish I had the world's strongest Ritalin to take care of my A.D.D.!" and so it was... Suddenly just as he was about to take the pill he yelled: "OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!" and he was run-over by a lawn-mower.
on his head-stone they wrote:
f#%$ing lawn-mowers!

finally Melanie made her wish. "I wish my friends were alive" "nope" "WHAT THE CRAP!!!!" said Melanie. "sorry cant revive the dead" said the genie. " than I wish I was dead!" and so it was... Suddenly Melanie burst into flames! she spun out of control of her flight path and fell into her own grave. on her head-stone they wrote:
s**t!


THE END
coming soon to this journal:
Jake & friends' adventures in heaven!