I can go from 0 to b***h in seconds flat.
"Hey, did you hear about blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..."
My response:
"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you under the loud fact that I don't care."
Work has made me frigged. Someone pet me.
Ever been compared to a Pokemon?
Well... I have. stare
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Tied between Live For This and Defeatist, both by Hatebreed
What do you think of the name Courtney?
Sounds kinda hick.
What is your middle name?
Begins with a J.
How many years until you turn 21?
3 X_X
Do you have a wild side?
Not so much wild as insane.
Ever gone boating all day?
Hell no.
What is your favorite thing about going to your grandmas house?
Nothing, I hate the desert heat. X_X
Is your schools mascot Orioles?
Not a clue.
Have you ever tripped up stairs?
All the time
Do you think the snow is awesome?
******** yea!
Do you like eggs?
Hate em
Who are your heroes?
George Carlin
Do you like dancing in the rain?
Aye, love the rain
How old are your siblings?
Only child sadly.
Got a boyfriend or girlfriend?
No, but I am interested.
Do you like Nascar?
Do you like having your privates hooked up to car batteries? That's what I thought.
Do you know who Rodney Atkins is?
Didn't he die with like, 40 pounds of meat in his colon?
Are you tall?
Aye, 6'6"
When is the last time you wore a dress?
A few holloweens back.
What is the last alcoholic beverage you've had?
Blue Moon
When are you going to grow up?
I'm already an old ********.
Do you know someone that smiles ALL the time?
Can't say I; I hang out with a lot of hateful people.
Who is the hottest person alive?
No such thing.
How long till your birthday?
6 months I believe.
Are you ready for summer?
I'm ready for winter.
Last person you yelled at?
Bob while playing Gears of War
When are you going on vacation again?
I don't vacation, so much as I take a whole day to sleep and recover from the hell it goes through.
What are you looking forward to?
Getting a place of my own
Do you like the sun or do you like snow better?
SNOW!!!
Don't you love dancing in the rain?
Didn't you already ask this?
Have you had a good cry lately?
No.
Don't you love pancakes?
Love em as much as I love heart attacks.
What is your dream car?
A classic El Diablo Chopper
When was your golden birthday?
When the Earth goes boom!
Is there anything else that happens on your birthday?
I don't celebrate my birthday, no point to it.
Have you ever watched One Tree Hill?
Proud to say never have.
Quick name a country singer...
Garth Brooks
Are you related to anyone named Blake?
I know a Blake, does that count?
Do you know the muffin man?
I used to, till Jai eated him.
Who did you last have an alcoholic drink with?
Bob and Cait
Do you watch TV a lot?
Watch? No. Use it for gaming? Yes.
Ever had fruit pizza?
BLASPHEMY!!! The only good pizza is a meat lovers with extra sauce!
Do you know anyone named Caleb?
Yes, actually.
Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
Dustan.
Ever called someone fat who was really skinny?
Yea
Ever been compared to a Pokemon?
Indeed. I was once compared to Hitmonchan, only because I constantly say "I want to jack you in the face." and Hitmonchan is a boxer so it all fits. >.>