And so penguin man sought out to destroy global warming because it was getting to hot to bear. But first penguin man came across a ally to help him in his quest to save the world by stopping global warming he found a.......... POLAR BEAR!!!!!! A polar bear named uhhhh........ paul!!!!! And paul was from new york so he was really grumpy since his city has a lot of pollution and is part of the main cause of global warming so Super Magic Penguin Man set off towards the ocean with Paul the polar bear to go find a boat that would take them to the north pole!!!!!!! Super Magic Penguin Man could have gone swimming to the north pole by himself but Paul the polar bear couldnt so they had to take a boat. But why to the north pole u ask!?!?!?!?! Because they wanted to go find some pissed off polar bears and more penguins to help them on the quest to stop global warming!!!!!!!!!!!!! And who knows maybe they migh find santa claus on the way there!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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