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THINGS TO DO AT WAL MART or any other store!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.

5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of Skittles on lay away.

6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. or flick them off!

10 While handling guns or knives in the hunting or kitchen department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14 Go to the bra section and put one on, then talk to a male employee like you know him or is dating him.

15 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" Be sure to rock back and forth like a psycho!

16 Go to the glasses department and ask them for insurance on your glasses. When they ask you "Can i see your glasses?" say "I lost them!"
(courtesy of Dimitry)

17 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

18 If you're a boy go to the girl's underwear section and go up to a random girl who's looking at bras and say, "That's pretty damn sexy!" Make sure the girl is either older or around the same age as you otherwise you're a pervert!

19. Go up to a random employee that's talking to someone of the opposite gender and slap them and scream, "HOW THE HELL COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME?"

funny right? blaugh