i'mma get all detailed....
So. First, since we live by a high school, and a few *****, we'll bait them out of their safe places, and tie them to a truck. And then, using a suicide bomber (possibly, some emo kid named Shadow), we'll let him drive down a few of the main roads, viva Grand Theft Auto style, while the ***** and high kids bleed it out (lol, linkin lyrics) to some music, and drive 90 miles per hour and then go BOOM.
But that isn't really the plan. Just a good idea. So, we live in this awesome place, that basically has two big heavy gates - and upstairs and down stairs. And there is only two entrances and a garden. Also, located near water supples. It has a garden as well - so we'd haul up in this place, and lock it up for a while. And dance, and stuff. Maybe invent some new game that involve zombies and a kid (zombie baiting anyone? No, that's more like playing tag without skin with AIDs victims.). And then, using a can of tomato juice, some string and a safety pin, we make weapons - like bats, and ooooh ooh! Nail Bat! Yay, final fantasy 7 for giving me good ideas! And, then we'll tell Mother to give us some materia. . . Ok, maybe not. So, anyway - while waiting a month or two - we'll catch one of the buggers (remember Shadow? Yup, he didn't burn, the zombies got him. He makes a terrible zombie however, which is good for us), and we'll do tests on him. And depending if he's a Night of the Living Dead Zombie, or 28 Days Later, or Resident Evil, maybe a crawler, whatever you get it. He's our test zombie. We'll try and figure out if it can starve to death or rot away quickly.
The upside of our location, is we have a Vons behind us. Woowoo - so, really we just have to send username, Cannibal Dollie out (with that nail bat) to make a food run once in a while. Or, play tag with the zombies. Which would be fun - but like, again. Aids - no skin. So, after Shadow doesn't try and commit zombie suicide (lol, life), we'll high tail it to the Ocean, we're Cannibal Dollie lives, in another gated community. If all goes according to plan, we'll murder everyone within the complex! YAY! But, that's ok, they'll prolly be zombies anyway. So, since it's a three story complex, we'll cut off the first floor, and using latters and an amazing complicated communication system involving strings, sponges, and cups, we'll be able to make a war plan against the zombie. Whom by this time may come up with a hierarchy. So, then we'll have to kill the zombie king. Or, play chess with him, or something. I think Holloween should be strange. What will we do, hand out spare livers?
Anyway - back to the plan. . . . Right. So, basically our entire plan is a little something like (if this was tl;dr) - survive, kill people, kill things, lol, kill more things, set zombies on fire, lol some more, grow food, breed, lol some more, survive, and bring a life time supply of lolipops and earplugs. I'm sure the undead are loud ********. I wonder what it's like to watch zombie sex?
Joint Effort By - Zombies Like Brains, & Cannibal Dollie :D
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And things to write. Or draw. And color. And show. And hide. And lose. And seek. You should have seen what I did to that poor little boy. He's got a gapping cut where his heart should be.
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