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[******** YOU

Perhaps one of the most intersting words in the English language today is the word "********". It is the one magical word that, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. ********, as most words in the English language, takes it's name from the German word,"Fricken" which means to "to stick".
In language, ******** falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (john ******** Mary) and intransitive (Mary was ******** by john) and as a noun (Mary is a fine ********). It can be used as an adjective (mary is ******** beautiful). As you can see, there are not many words with the verstility of ********.
Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:

Fraud "I got ******** at the used car lot."

Ignorance "******** if I know"

Trouble "I guess I'm ******** now."

Aggressive "******** you!"

Displeasure "What the ******** is going on here?"

Difficulty "I can't understand this ******** job."

Incompetence "He's a ******** off."

Suspicious "What the ******** are you doing?"

Enjoyment "I had a ******** time."

Request "Get the ******** out of here."

Hostility "I'm going to knock your ******** head off."

Greeting "How the ******** are you?"

Apathy "Who gives a ********?"

Innovation "Get a bigger ******** hammer."

Surprise "********! You scared the s**t out of me!"

Anxiety "Today is really ********."


I know you can think of many more uses, but with all these uses, how can anyone be offended when you say ********?


You should used this unique word more often in your daily speech, it adds to your prestige, Say it loud and clear...... [******** you!