The perfect murder system:
Take out your giant double headed ax. The end of the two blades should come to a point, so it is possible to stab someone.
So first: Blugdeon the idoit you want to kill with the flat side.
Second: Impale them on those two sharp points on the end of the ax.
Third: Decapitate them
Fourth: Use your ax as a golf club, and their head as a golf ball. It'll be fun.
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