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chapter 1
The CHICKEN FINGERS
In a far far land, farther than the unicorns in your mind. in the land of somerphillivia, there were these 2 warriors named Emma and Jessy. And they had a mission. Their mission was to get a hamburger from McDonalds. But there were many things that had gotten in their way. Their biggest enemy was Burger King.
One day, while jessy was taking her bath and Emma was clipping her toenails, they got a call from George Peemont Bush, the king of somerphillivia. He had told them that the Aunt Wendy's chicken fingers are trying to take over McDonalds. OO NO!!! (replied jessy and emma). Could this be the end of McDonalds? Will jessy ever get out of the bath? stay tuned for the next chapter of their lives........ same time same book place.
CHAPTER 2
AHH.....NOT AGAIN
While Jessy and Emma were fighting the chicken fingers, there was something even more exciting going on. The hamburgers and the cheese were getting it on. trying to create a cheeseburger. And they accomplished it. Meanwhile, Jessy got knocked out by a barbecue squirter. And Emma has to save McDonalds all by her self. OH MY GOODNESS.... replies Emma. How can she do this all by her self? There was no possible way. So she called for reinforcements. She called for McDonalds's napkins and straws. She used the straws as spit shooters. Except for spit she use wetted down napkins. She tried the first shot,...but she missed by a hair. Finally one left to shoot, she was nervous, her anxiety was getting to her. She aimed for the main controller chicken finger, the only white meat. She took a deep breath and hocked out a good one. Got him right in the nugget.
When Jessy woke up, Emma was eating the tender part of the only white meat. And Jessy was in amazement that Emma did this all by her self. So they went back home and had a little party of their own. They invited their little friends. A frenchfry named Cathy, A packet of ketchup named Casey, and a milkshake named buecher. They were all partying and having fun, until,....Buecher decided to take his pants off. Then the party ended. That was very disturbing to everyone. After everyone left, Jessy decided to go to sleep. But Emma thought differently. She wanted to go outside and bite her fingernails. So she did. And while she was standing in their yard she heard a big bang. BOOM! HMM......Will Jessy ever get out of bed? Will Emma stop biting her nails? Will George Peemont Bush ever call? Find out in the next chapter of whatever’s going on!!.....
CHAPTER 3
CHRISTY BORON
While the BOOMING! was going on Jessy was dreaming of little midgets skipping through a felid of tulips and daisies. Then she wakes up thinking .."What’s with all the booming?". Emma has no idea either. So they wait by the phone for the call form George Peemont Bush...and wait. .and wait........and are still waiting. Then Emma realizes that she has to use the restroom. While Emma was doing #2, he finally calls. Of course Jessy has to wait for Emma to be done.....and waits...and waits...7 hours later Emma's done. So they go out to rescue McDonalds....once again!
Once they get there, they realize it's their worst enemy!! It's Burger King's wife Dairy Queen Christy Boron. OOOOOOOONO!!!! said a fenchfry. Her cold ice cream heart is trying to demolish all McDonalds that have ever been created .HAHAHAHA! said she. Quickly Jessy tried to get a toaster oven, but didnt have an extension chord to plug it in. So Emma had to run to home depot and find one for her. While she was doing that, Christy was freezing all the frenchfries,...even Cathy. HUH! That did it for Jessy. Nobody messes with the frenchfriends. Emma was at the checkout, but she had an old lady. And she was a slow typer. Plus she forgot her typing glasses.
Meanwhile, Jessy was trying to figure out a way to save her frenchfriends. It didn’t help that Christy was freezing every single one. Going back to Emma, She finally got out of the home depot. Good thing she wore her Nikes. She rushed back with the extension chord, but she forgot the receipt. CRAP! She went back to go get it. As Jessy was trying to beat Christy with an ice cream scooper, Cathy had one last wish. Her wish was to go swimming in a pool of ketchup. And Jessy promised her that she'll do it. As Emma was coming back....again....from home depot, she had to really pick up the wagon and get to running. When she finally got there, Jessy was in a real mess. Emma knew what she had to do. She plugged in the extension chord, but couldn’t find the toaster oven. She looked everywhere, except for in Jessy's pocket.
While Jessy was trying to get it out for her, Christy was freezing everything in sight. She freeze a train, a cat, and a kangaroo. Emma and Jessy knew this was bad. They had to hurry. Jessy threw Emma the toatser oven,....good thing she played softball for 8yrs. she plugged it in the extension chord and turned it on. Christy started to melt, but then they realized they could have ate her the whole time. Cause she's ice cream....duhh! but she gets away. Screaming i'll be back, with an Arnold Schwartsinager accent. Well they almost beat her. But they had to unfreeze everything. So they fried the frenchfriends, and Cathy got her wish. She swam inside Casey. And everything else was okiedokie. so once again McDonalds is saved by The Emma and The Jessy.
 Millie990 · Wed Feb 20, 2008 @ 06:47pm · 2 Comments |
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