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Okay... well today we cover the robot washer attack part one. Last time the robot washer mauled me and destroyed my cell phone by washing it. We subsequently sold it to some people in Africa (okay we gave it away, but you get the point.) Well we thought that was the last we'd see of it. WE WERE WRONG!

We had taken a family vacation to Ocean City New Jersey. It was fun, and we enjoyed all of the stuff we did at the beach and on the boardwalk. The second to last day we were there, I was laying on the beach (yeah so I was tanning, get over it, I'm pale as the background to this page right now. That's right, WHITE.) So, I was laying their and all of a sudden I was torn from the ground by my neck and flung halfway across the beach. (I was fine in case your wondering.) My first instict, pull out my knife. (that was before I upgraded to an ax.) Then I saw it, the robot monkey washing machine. It was screaming in a strange half monkey half robot victory call as it ran at me. I knew better than to fight this thing, but I stood my ground. I stab at it, to no avail. It threw me into the ocean, but I had my cell phone on me. So now it had destroyed to cell phones. It then tried to come after me, but the salt water corodded it's malfunctioning circciutry, and it floated out into the abyss of the Atlantic Ocean.

I pray that is the last time I will ever see it.

(No robot monkeys were harmed in the making of this excuse.)