A random roleplay me and Illia had on msn one day when we were bored.
Kumi: I'M NOT CUTE!!! >///<
randomperson: hey whos that cute little girl?
Kumi: I SAID I'M NOT CUTE!!! *Kicks*
illia: i wouldnt call her cut if i were u, she can be very sensitive. arent u cutie? *runs and hides*
Kumi: ILLIA!!!!!! *rans after her with her chakram*
illia: ahhhhhhh i was kidding honest!!!! *runs away*
Kumi: come back here!!!
illia: NO WAY ull hurt me
Kumi: no i wont come back here!!!
illia: then why are u chasing me no!
Kumi: well if you stop YOU'LL FIND OUT!
illia: Not stopping
Kumi: oh come on STOP!!! I'll give you a cookie *wispers & a nuckle sandwich*
illia: *comes to an abrubt stop* cookie?
Kumi: *wasn't ready for it & smashes into illia* Damn it Illia why did you stop like that!!
illia: *falls over as kumi smashes into her* well u did say stop. cookie?
Kumi: WELL I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD!!!! *wacks illia on the head* I'll hit you!!
illia: waaaaaaaaa but u said u werent going to hurt me!!!
Kumi: WELL THAT WAS THEN & THIS IS NOW!!
illia: waaaaaaaaaaa ur mean!!!!!
Kumi: oh quit acting like a kid
illia: *stops crying and glares at Kumi*
Kumi:.... what?
illia: well u said stop acting like a kid *keeps glaring and rubs head*
Kumi: ...... & if i said jump out of the tallest tree in our village would you do that?
illia:.....no im not stupid.......ahh kumi ur starting to scare me
Kumi: what i cant be serious now & then!? Is that what your saying illia
illia: *starts to back away* erm no...no im not saying that
Kumi: then what are you saying illia!? *evil glare*
illia: umm j-just saying that erm... ur um scarey when ur serious *backs away further*
Kumi: so i'm scary now am i!?
illia: *whispers to herself* oh crap now shes mad at me Um no not at all!!!
Kumi: make up your mind illia
illia: well if i tell u the truth ull get even scarier
Kumi: oh really now
illia: oh look Kumi Gaara and Saya just arrived for the Kage meeting....erm why dont u say hello?
*whispers* please make that calm her down
Kumi: wait there was a kage meeting!? OMG WHY WASN'T I THERE *runs around panicing* DID I FORGET!!
illia: um well i did tell u yesterday
Kumi: WHY DIDN"T YOU TELL ME!!
illia: um ur right i should have told u im very sorry please dont get mad at me
Kumi: YOU forgot how could you for get!!?
illia: um i dont know i was busy im sorry......hey look Gaara's waving at u....go say hello......please
Kumi:.... fine *stomps off to gaara*
illia: thank you *follows Kumi and waves to saya*
Kumi: SAYA LONG TIME NO SEE *hug*
Saya:... um get off... please
illia: um hey im glad ur here *sits on a nearby boulder and sighs* im exhasted
Gaara: hey illia got any cookies?
illia: well i did bake some yesterday if u want them, no one in this village wants to eat them....strange
Gaara: really!? wow thanks!! *goes to grab a cookie*
Saya:*sees him* WAIT NOO GAARA DON'T!!!!
Gaara: umm these cookies taste funny......*falls down* i dont feel so good
illia: i think the reason why people didnt eat them was because i mixed up with flour with cement
Kumi: what the how could you mix thoose up illia??
Saya: NOO GAARA *starts shaking him* DON'T DIE AGAIN GAARA!!!
illia: um well i was tired when i was making them and i guess i grabbed the wrong thing.......do u think i should bury him?
Kumi: you mean again?
illia: um well he might stay dead this time
Saya: this happened before?? what he might stay dead!
Kumi: um calm down saya *laughs nerviously*
illia: wat i ment to say was that he might ummm......help Kumi
Saya: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL THE KAZEKAGE!!! IF YOU NEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN WHY DID YOU GIVE THEM TO HIM!!
illia: no no no im not trying to kill him but i only just remebered about the whole flour/cement thing after he took a bite.........im sure hell be fine in a little while....right Kumi
Kumi: i'm sure he will be & anyway your both medic ninja
illia & Saya:.........oh yeah
illia: i forgot about that
Kumi:...... you forgot......
Gaara:.... any...one?...... help.......
illia: dont worry Gaara ill save u!!
Saya: um illia maybe i better do it
illia:......hmmm good point
Kumi: hey look Gaara's turning blue hehe yay my fav colour!
Saya: KUMI THATS NOT A GOOD THING!!
Kumi: i know but it is my fav colour
illia: ohh look his face is going all different colours. i kno its a bad thing but its kind of kool to watch
Saya: anyone would think u 2 want him to die
Kumi: no no we dont we don't want are good friend gaara to die *wonders what colour he'll turn next*
illia: yeah what she said
illia: uh huh i agree with Kumi *keeps watching Gaara's hoping itll turn purple*
Saya: gets out some laxitives* this should get the cookies out of your system quick
Gaara: what!!!
illia: oh boy thisll be fun
Kumi: oh my.....
illia: *watchs impatiently*
Gaara: noo.... *tries to crawl away* any... thing but..... that >.<
illia: *grabs his arms* now dont worry Gaara, u have to relax.........mwahaha
Saya: say ahhh Gaara come on open up!!
Kumi: i'm scared.....i'm glad i wasn't stuipid enough to eat the cookie...
illia: thats a good boy Gaara. Well i think Gaara's the only person in the world whose stupid enough to eat my cookies
Saya: EAT IT OR DO YOU WANNA DAI!!! *forces down through*
Kumi: i don't think i wanna be around when it kicks in.....
Gaara: *swallows it* NOOOOOO
illia: ok he swallowed it.........time to run
Kumi & saya: yes lets *runs for dear life*
Gaara: COME BACK I"M GONNA KILL YOU GIRLS!!
illia: sorry Gaara got to go *runs for her life*
Gaara: NEXT TIME IS SEE YOU 3 I WILL MAKE YOU PAY.....OH GOD!!
Kumi: hey i had nothng to do with it!!
Saya:.... i don't think i can go back to the sand village any time soon
illia: hey dont blame me, he should kno better than to eat anything i made
*they run & hide at konoha*
Kumi: i don't think he'll think of finding us here
illia: yeah good idea.........now i can see Izumo.....YAY
Kumi: hehe yay for you...... waaaa nobodie loves me!!
illia: awwwww poor Kumi *hugs*
Saya: don't go yudeki on us Kumi!!
Kumi: ..... no one does
illia: oh no shes going emo *starts panicing* wat do we do ?
Kumi:*sulks in a corner*
Saya: *shakes her* Kumi snap outta it!!!
illia: please dont be sad Kumi
Kumi: but i don't waana be alone T-T
illia: *runs around panicing* ahhh wat should we do shes alone and she sad....ahhhh
Saya: i think u should calm down illia
Izumo: what on earth is going on here?
illia: *stops running around* IZUMO!!!!! *jumps on him*
Izumo: wha!! hey watch it *falls over*
illia: woops sorry *pullss him up* Izumo uve got to help Kumis gone all emo
Izumo: your joking right? kumi emo? yeah & pigs fly
illia: im serious just look at her
Kumi: no body loves me!!!!
Izumo: ........i see wat u mean
Izumo: so what is her problem?
illia: shes depressed cos no one loves her
Izumo: then why not get her a boyfriend?
Kumi:N O ONE LOVES ME!!
illia: have u seen all the single guys.....
Izumo: oh yes well u do have a point
Izumo: well i bet under those.....looks.... they are nice people... or we could find other people
illia: well anyone we suggest she doesnt like.....alothough i suppose we could grab some random guy....
Izumo: got any random guies in mind? & arnt there any guys at the tree village?
illia: cant think of any random guys......and well going back to the tree village is a little dangerous at the moment
izumo: why whats wrong?
Saya & illia: Gaara
Izumo: what?? has he gone back to his old self?
illia: um no not really but it envolves some cookies i made......which he ate
Izumo: he ate your cooking.... does he wanna die?? *starts laughing*
illia: yeah yeah shut up its not my fault i cant cook
Izumo: hehe sorry *pats her on the head*
Saya: i think we are for getting some one *looks at Kumi*
Kumi: *starts rocking backwards & forwards*
illia: ahhh Kumi im sorry please dont go completely crazy
Izumo: so what should we do?
illia: hmmmmmmm........I DONT KNOW!!!!!!
Izumo: well lets go find some one, man how did i get draged it to this *sigh*
illia: cos u love me. but we gotta find someone good cos Kumiroo deserves the best
Izumo: the best ay..... & what kinda guy would that be?
illia:...............umm...............i dont kno
Izumo: not making it easy are you... *sigh*
illia: im sorry
Izumo: what if we gave the single guys in konoha a make over?
illia: hmmm good idea, but which to do frist?
Izumo: um lets see whos left... Choji,Rocklee,Shino .....
illia: umm not great choices
Izumo: no not really..... what guys are left in the tree village?
illia: well i think theres Kotaro......um im not sure... saya? can u think of any others?
Saya: I think Kotaros taken ain't he with that Yumi chick? & well i think Yudeki broke up with Narumei *shivers*
illia: oh yeah and Yudeki did break up with Narumei but im not sure whether Kumi would like him that way. Hey Kumi wat about Yudeki?
Kumi: what about yudeki?? *totaly ignored the whole conversation*
illia: *sighs and shakes her head* Wat about Yudeki as a boyfriend?
Kumi: yu..... *blushes* Yudeki as abyfriend but hes a friend & he just broke up with narumei
illia: ohhh she blushed!!!! hehehe
Kumi: NO I DIDN'T!!!!
illia: yeah u did.....hehe Kumi like Yudeki!!
Kumi: NO I DON'T!! he a friend
illia: ok sure i believe u
Kumi: why don't you believe me >.<
illia: i do belive u honest. i was just teasing
Kumi: thats good then *stands up*
illia: are u still feeling depressed?
Kumi: um.. no not really *blushes* i cant believe you where talking about me & getting me a boyfriend
illia: well u were all depressed and i dont want u to be sad
Kumi: really? your the best friend every *hugs*
Saya: hey what about me?
illia: really? yay *hugs back* and u too saya
Kumi:YEP GROUP HUG!!!
Izumo: girls.... i don't get them
illia: yay group hug!!!!!!! shut up Izumo
Izumo: *takes a step back* sorry no need to get angry
illia: aww im sorry i didnt mean to get mad
Izumo: can i have a hug to?
illia: of course u can *jups on him*
Izumo: *hugs her* try not jumping so much i don't to go flying again *he said in a teasing way*
illia: *jumps up* sorry *blushes*
Kumi: awwwwwwwww you to are really sweet together *poke's illia's side*
illia: eep *blushes*
Kumi & saya: hehehe Illia & Izumo sitting in a tree K I S S I N G
illia: ahhh shut up leave me alone
Saya: haha first come love
Kumiroo: then comes marrige
Saya: last comes a ...
Kumi: a baby carrage!!
illia: eeekkk stop it u guys r mean *blushes*
Kumi: h now your blushing!!!
illia: *blushes even more*
Kumi: hehe renvge
Saya: i didn't know you were the blushing type Illia *nudges her in the sholder*
illia: be quiet. i blush sometimes
illia: ahh stop teasing me
Kumi: haha
Izumo: *blushes* girls...
illia: hehe now ur blushing Izumo. u better get used to girls!!!
Kumi: awww your both blushing what a cute couple
Saya: haha yeah
illia: hehe yep thats us
The End
Kariko Hitachiin Community Member 
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