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Cows Cows are pretty, cows are nice, cows are really made of ice. When you look at a cow, you see the work of squinty cow man in the clouds. But what you don't see is what's inside. Squinty cow man in the clouds makes the insides of a cow out of fruit. However, when you eat a poor cow for a hamburger or what not, the fruit rots, making that pink, gooey meat. Cow milk provides nutrients for the body, however, before it goes to people, it unfreezes, because milk is originaly glue, but it cools to a milk...that's why milk has to be refriderated. ATTENTION! IF THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT A COW THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT, OR A QUESTION ABOUT ANOTHER AMINAL, LEAVE A COMMENT!

Posted by: PishPoshPiggy Sun Jan 06, 2008 @ 12:09am

Do. Not. Poke. The. Mule.

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Commented on: Tue Jan 08, 2008 @ 11:49pm


	I might ask about other animals soon! (there is one thing i just learned about the fruit in the cow turning into meat. Its that, I might never have a hamburger again...)

Commented on: Wed Jan 09, 2008 @ 12:35pm


	Yay, new aminals...yea,kinda turns you off beef, eh?

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Commented on: Fri Jan 11, 2008 @ 09:36pm


	I'm just gonna forget the whole fruit thing and eat hamburgers again.

Commented on: Sat Jan 12, 2008 @ 01:38pm

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Commented on: Sun Feb 03, 2008 @ 12:06am


	man, life must be hard for a cow. Huddling for life in the barn, just to be butchered the next morning..... sniffles

Commented on: Sun Feb 03, 2008 @ 05:33pm

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