Merry Christmas!Stupid story of the day...
Cows are really made of white ice by some old man in the clouds who is all squinty and half-blind. And cows are apposed to be all black, but since the old man's so squinty, he only paints blothces and blobs and spots!^^
When a baby cow is born, he((or she)) falls down from the sky, and when he grows up, he melts and a bigger cow takes his place.
That's why, when it rains, the cows lay down, because they don't want to melt as fast!^^
The end!
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