Some crazy quotes from my professors over Freshmen and Sophomore year...
Where does Chaminade get their professors??
Philosophy Professor on life:
"Don't be scared to challenge your life... Everything isn't about Food, Clothing, Money, Shelter, and SEX!!! Just take a few minutes to read what these THREE DEAD DUDES had to say about what the world should be like!!"
"In this class, you'll learn to rev that Intellectual Engine. Some of you WILL be scared... NEVER revved that Intellectual Engine before."
World Civilizations Professor about a 9 o clock class:
"Drink Black, Decaffeinated, coffee. NO cream NO sugar... It's SUPPOSED to give you stomachache to keep you awake for my class."
"If you want to understand Imperialism... just look at beer bottles. That's history right there..."
102 English Professor tip for writing 10 page research papers:
" Sometimes you just have to vomit on the page to get your ideas right."
101 English Professor tip for brainstorming about topics to discuss in class:
"The best ideas come when your just sitting there with your friends ... Popping a cold one...(pause) WAIT!! HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS AGAIN??!! *sigh SORRY I'm not supposed to give you ideas... I need to remember this is a 'Catholic Affiliated' university."
1st Criminal Justice Professor about her life and the use of drugs:
"So... I found my son's peanut can Bong."
2nd Criminal Justice Professor about thinking like a criminal:
"Have you guys thought about how dirty it would be to cut a person's eyelids and then giving them sleeping pills?"
Biology Professor about immunization and anti-bionics:
"Bacteria are laughing at what we're giving them."
Biology Professor when observing a glass with organisms in it:
Biology Professor: " What where your observations about the organisms? What are they doing?"
student 1: "I don't know... they were carrying them around."
Biology Professor with a confused face: "well... they're having sex."
Pre-Calculus Professor about his reward system:
" I will not take the apples that butt-kissing students give..."
student 1: "so would you like oranges instead?"
" NO. Just go straight to the Jack Daniels. Those are my 'apples'."
Religions Professor about how to view the world:
"Imagination is the source of knowledge."
"Evil has to be attractive."
Gerrilyn Geronimo on finding a glass tube in Biology Lab:
" This is out side my area of Expertise but, I think that's a bong..."
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