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If you are looking for more story, sorry you may have to wait a bit longer.
But here's some funny stuff that I've heard from friends visualizing a visit with the counselour.

#1 Counselour:All right, I'm going to try to figure a little more out about you.I'll say a word, and you say what comes to mind.
Counselour: Flowers
Someone: A blazing inferno destroying the flowers

Counselor:laughter
Someone: Annihalation of the kids mocking me

Counselour (C): The world
Someone (S): Depression

C: Society
S: A big mistake

C:Black holes
S: Joy

C: Society crumbling
S: Great pleasure

C: A swimming suit model
S: A stuck up b***h

C: Family
S: Chaos

C: Friends
S: Destructive

C: Me
S: ........... Should I really answer that?

C: Yes
S: No

C: Yes
S: I thought I already told you what I first tought on that one

C: Tell me what you think of me
S: Why?

C: Okay
S: No your not

C: Hot
S: Roaring fire destroying an entire city

#2(Warning BIG fantasy here)
C:All right let's get this over with*Strips off clothes and approaches you*
S:Whoa, yow, SCORE!

#3
C: What do you think about society?
S: I think it's a messed up world where nobody plays fair and scum pollute it.
The president doesn't know what he's doing and Congress is just a bunch of stuck up bastards.

C: You don't know what you're talking about
S: And niether do you, so why did you ask me to come here?

#4
C: Let's try to fix your anger issues
S: Give me some nitroglycerin and I'll be perfectly happy.
or
S: Meanwhile let's ask for Moses to cme back from the dead.
or
S: Not in a million years
or
S: Why? I don't regret havng anger.

#5
C:When I say "society" what do you say?
S biggrin epression

C:When I say "Pain" you say....
S:Joy

C:When I say "peace' you say.....
S biggrin epression

C:When I say "chaos" you say...
S:Joy