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Trumpet Jokes
Q: What's the range of a trumpet? A: Thirty feet if you have a good grip.
Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.
Q: What's the difference between a Trumpet player and the rear end of a horse? A: I don't know either. Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money. Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other? A: "Hi. I'm better than you." Q: Why can't a gorilla play trumpet? A: He's too sensitive.
xD Too true, too true. I found these on my band website. x3
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