I got here the funniest golf story you'll ever hear. My friend Ryan and I snuck on a glof course (Ryan's idea) to play nine holes. By the eighth hole, I had a bad gut feeling and told Ryan I think we might get caught. He laughed and said, "don't worry, we have one hole left." Walking to the last hole, Ryan screamed at me, saying, "GOD DAMN YOUR GUT FEELINGS!!"
The owner of the golf course was driving his golf cart right towards us. When he reached us, he asked, "What are you doing?" My response was, "We're doing fine. How about you?" He screamed, "NO, what are you doing?" We responded, "We're just playing some golf." He then said we were trespassing and told us to pay $60 to not have him call the cops. We did and we left.
But the thing I cannot help is my response to him when he asked what we were doing.
"We're doing fine. How about you?" sweatdrop
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I probably would have said the same thing. LOL