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well how about that! i would like to say that about something. and any man would like to, even more than making out, be part of a heist. you know every time you watch the movie Heat, or Oceans 11 your like "DAMN i wanna do that!". y'know just running down main st. with an AK-47 'RATATATATATATAT' "WHERE'S THE VAN!!!!!" RATATATATAT "THE VAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!!" RATATATATAT. and you know i just want to be shot in the leg. y'know be like "ah christ i got SHOT!!" looking at the blood you think "It stings but it makes me feel cool..........WHERES THE VAN!!!!!!!!!" and there is always the guy on the computer "Just one more minute, i just need one more minute to hack into the mainframe" "Damn they just redirected me to mySpace" and then there is always the guy, yknow the last minute replacement not part of the original group. he NEVER says anything. just stands around and looks cool and then finally when were getting our ASSES kicked by multiple people there is a calm and then he says i a voice like and african american guy "lets kill these bitches." and then i think" holy shnikeys is he AFRICAN? wow" we finally get out of there...and what is the sad part of it...itll never happen crying . and even MORE than the heist any man would love to have a...........*to be continued*