Here is a joke for ya.

OK so this guy is sitting on his couch watching T.V. He then hears his door bell ring. he goes to answer it and he doesn't see anyone. then he looks down and sees a snail. He says "Dang snail!" and kicks it into the front yard. 2 years later he hears his door bell ring again. but when he opened it up the snail was there shouting " What was that for?"


LOL, I love that one. rofl