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This morning I had a really weird dream! So I'll write it down so that I remember it. Forever. On Gaia.
Mmkay, so, it started at this island right off the coast of a tiny town by the sea (think Kiki's Delivery Service or something... except a lot smaller.). This island was the real life island form of this website. No, not THIS website, just some other website. Yeah. Anyway, the website was 18+, but there were two thirteen year olds on the island, and one of them was me. o___o;; (hey, it's a dream. a messed up one.) Anyway, this one guy I was standing next to was all like, "Hey, I warned you, you shouldn't ahve come here.", because this one lady was being really mean to me.
ANYWAY, then that host from Survivor suddenly appeared, and said, "Hey! You all have to walk down this path, the pandas are on the news!". For some reason nobody was confused, including me. We walked into this forest, which led downhill, even though the the island was flat. Anyway, on the right side of the path was a small railroad, and a small train was on it, heading downhill pretty slowly. And inside the train were a bunch of pandas, both babies and adults. Anyway, the story of these pandas alone on this train was making world wide news, and everyone was worried that these poor pandas were going to crash (even though it was going reallllly slow, and ANYONE could have gone off the path and stopped the train.), and it was our job to report back how many pandas were on the train. And we all had cameras. So, we were all taking pictures of the train with the pandas and trying to count how many pandas were in the train. Some people got 21, I got 18, but that annoying lady was trying to take charge, and she's all like, "Mmkay, so there are 10-21 pandas in the train.", and I'm all like, "Um, I'm in Geometry, and I got eighteen pandas.", and she's all like, "Shut up, 13 year old.".
We kept walking, and apparently we were walking in a large circle that kept going downhill. Eventually, the pandas reached the end of the train tracks, and for some reason they crashed. Badly. And only the babies survived. Then the baby pandas grew tentacles and began swimming into the ocean, back around the island to where the Survivor host was, and we all walked along back the coast to him. Then he was about to split us up into teams for something, and he kept SMILING at me, and it was freaking me out, so I'm like, "Im, I have to go back, can I?", and he's all, "Oh, of course. --smile--". So, I got on my really fast jet ski and jet skiied back to that tiny town I mentioned earlier. And I made my way back to this chocolate factory, because I lived in a tiny room above it, and then my mom woke me up.
If you read all of that, I'm not on crack. =____=
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