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Continued Stupidity PART 13 |
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Sam: *looks at Aaron sadly* "... Guess this is bad time to give your shirt back..."
Raven: *steps over him and reloads her gun* "Now... Erik. Did you have something to tell me?"
Erik: *jumps off the stage and walks over* "Hell yes. cool heart "
Sam: *lays Aaron's shirt over his face and backs up slowly* sad
Raven: *holds up the gun* "Well... I'd be happy to listen to you now. stare "
Erik: "Dude. Really?"
Raven: "No. stare " *points the gun at his face*
Sam: *glances over them* "o_o Don't shoot Erik too!!"
Erik: "Yeeaah, you can't shoot little old f*ckin' me... That's mah girl, Sammy. cool "
Sam: "Errr >_>"
Raven: *turns around and glares at her* "SAM?!" *says like Frank* "Aaww, you traitor!!"
Erik: *watches Raven's bad move of turning away from him* "Sooo... Raven. twisted " *steps up behind her and gives her a tight hug, so she can't move her arms, and grabs her wrist under the gun*
Raven: "I'M WARNING YOU ERIK! scream IF YOU DON'T GET OFF ME THEN--" *...realizes she can't move her gun holding hand* "Then I'll-- I'll-- >_>"
Erik: "You'll what? B*tch at me to death? xd "
Sam: "ERIK WILL YOU GIVE IT A REST?! Somebody just DIED okay?! He just got MURDERED right in front of your eyes!! DOESN'T THAT BOTHER YOU IN THE LEAST?! scream "
Erik: "Uuhhh... guess not. xp "
Raven: "I didn't murder the b*st*rd, he was SO... asking for it. stare "
Sam: "BY BEING THE ONLY CIVIL PERSON TO YOU?!"
Raven: *looks back at Erik, then at the dead Aaron* "Ah... well I guess that's true. But it's too late now. XD"
Erik: *lays his head down on Raven's* "Civil? Who wants a CIVIL boyfriend... u_u"
Raven: "He WASN'T my BOYFRIEND. stressed And you're worse than him!! MUCH worse!! You f*cking b*st*rd!!"
Erik: "Whatever..." *pushes her hair away and licks the back of her neck* heart
Sam: "u_u... I'm leaving."
Raven: "ERRIIIIIIIK!!!"
Erik: "What, sweetheart? ... Did you want some more? heart " *licks her again*
Sam: *climbs out of the hole and returns to the blown-up dust-y-ness of outside*
Raven: *gun fires off at the ground, but she still can't move her arms* "GET OOOOFF!! scream "
Erik: "Ah, relax cool ... Actually... I need to relax, babe. I promise I won't you hurt, so what's the big deal? Why are you so afraid of me? u_u"
Raven: "OMFG you horndog. stare You can't honestly be THAT stupid..."
Erik: "I'm waiting."
Raven: "You want to know the problem with you, Erik? You see... God gave men a brain and a d*ck, but only enough blood to run one of them... stare "
Erik: "... What's that supposed to mean?"
Raven: "Basically... it means you don't think with your mind, Erik. stare "
Erik: *hugs her tighter* "... cool ..."
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Bam: "Rrr... Looks like it's time for... plan X! Bum bum bum!" *grabs his cellphone and dials a number*
Sam: *looks up at Bam, who's still standing up on a hill* "... Hey! Hey, Bam!"
Bam: "Oh sh*t... Will you just shut up? Can't you see I'm f*ckin' busy?! xp "
Sam: "Well excuse me. stare "
David: "HELLO. I'm STILL crushed under this rock!! stressed "
Bam: "HELLO. I'm on the phone. Gawd... u_u"
???: *appears again, and somehow lifts the rock up... but David is still duct taped to it nonetheless* "... Rrrmm... >_>"
David: *twitches* "Thank you, question mark question mark question mark..."
Sam: "Hey... Craig? smile "
Craig: "God d*mn it!!!"
Sam: "... What? o_o
Bam: "AHA! So THAT'S your name! CRAIG!!!"
David: "You have an actual name? >_>"
Craig: "Yeah. stare "
Bam: *hangs up on the person he was talking to& "HAAA HAAA HAAA! IN YOUR FACE!! domokun "
David: "Bam. >_> Who cares."
Sam: "o_o Umm... sorry..."
Craig: "Ah... don't sweat it." *begins cutting the duct tape around David*
Bam: "CRAAAAAIIIIIIG!!! HAAA HAAA CRAAAAIIIIG!!!" domokun
Sam: "What's his problem..."
David: "I really don't know what the f*ck Bam is doing..." *is finally released, and jumps down from the rock*
Craig: "David, if you aren't a Vampire... then how did you survive that? >_> Just... curious."
David: "... You. Saw. NOTHING."
Bam: "CRAIG!!! HA HA HA HAAAA HA HA!! CRAIG!! THAT'S SO STUPID!! HA HA HA!!! I LAUGH AT YOU!!" domokun
Sam: "... Who's up for a game of Sharp Shooter?"
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Billie Joe: "Sindarin!! SINDARIN!! scream "
Gerard: "Zeeky boogy dook."
*NUCLEAR EXPLOSION*
*lots of screaming*
*But for some reason no one dies*
Sindarin: *charred and black* "o_o... Where the hell did that explosion come from...?"
Me: "Good question." *coughs*
Billie Joe: "What? ... What just happened?!" *dusts off the blackness, even though he's a ghost*
Me: "Why did everything just blow up? That hurt. gonk "
Sindarin: "Well don't look at me, I'm not the one with nukes, BRANDON."
Gerard: " Zeeky boogy dook."
*NUCLEAR EXPLOSION*
*Everything blows up again*
Sindarin: *cough, cough* "WHAT THE HELL?!"
Billie Joe: "WHAT is that?!"
Me: "That hurt more. gonk "
Gerard: " Zeeky boogy dook."
*NUCLEAR EXPLOSION*
*Again*
Billie: "... If that happens ONE more time!! I'm gonna... KILL PIRATE ELF SOME MORE scream !"
Me: "AYEEEE!!!"
Sindarin: "There is a logical explanation for--"
Gerard: " Zeeky boogy dook."
*NUCLEAR EXPLOSION*
Billie Joe: "It's Gerard!! stressed Of course, he'd being doing something THAT stupid! I mean--"
Gerard: " Zeeky boogy dook."
*NUCLEAR EXPLOSION*
Sindarin: "HOW IS HE DOING THA--"
Gerard: " Zeeky boogy dook."
*NUCLEAR EXPLOSION*
Me: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH?!?!" gonk
 PirateElf · Fri Apr 15, 2005 @ 11:28pm · 0 Comments |
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