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- You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same!

- If you ask a stupid question, you'll get a stupid answer.

- If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?

- Everybody laughs in the same language

- Love wasn't put in your heart to stay, Love isn't love until you give it away

- Your just jelous because the voices only talk to me.

- Im not imature, I just know how to have fun

- I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on Ebay

- A man standing on a toilet, is high on pot

- War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left

- Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you somthing to do, but it doesn't take you anywhere

- Over the rainbow, where troubles melt away like lemon drops, thats where you'll find me...

- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

- You have a face only a mother could love- and she hates it!

- My goal in life is to be as good as a person as my dog already thinks I am

- The early bird may get the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese

- Hey stupid, your sock's untied

- So far, this is the oldest I've been!

- No act of kidness, no matter how small, is ever wasted

- Speak when you're angry- and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret

- There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- If you leap upon my horse, I shall do the same to your wife.

- I found Jesus. He was behind my sofa the whole time.

- Everybody wants happiness, nobody wants pain. But you can't have a rainbow, without any rain

- Hello Captain Obvious, my name is Lutineint Sarcasm. =D

- There's a reason why God gave us two ears are one mouth.

- "Immature" is just a word used by people that don't know how to have fun

- Life is too short to be anything but happy.

- I get so high when you're with me, but crash and crave you when you are away

- There's a little truth behind every JK, and a little curiosity behing every JW, a little knowledge behind every IDK, and little emotion behind every IDC.

- The hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love, love somebone else.

- When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afriad to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afriad to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you