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If this happened to you one time you fought a pirate then you need to get help or unstead of saying i didn't just see that say you did just see that. It's what we ninja's call "Reverse Mind Shrink". (note the thing below came from Ninja_shade04's journal. And it has happned to me right after it happned to him.)


The pirate gave an "Arr..." as he pulled a one shot pistol on me. Rolling my eyes, I moved with ninja speed toward the pirate moving the gun so that it discharged harmlessly in the air. I then slashed down with my katana (which of course I almost always have on me) and chopped off the pirates leg. "Arr..." He... arred. "Good 'ting I 'ad tha' leg replaced wit' a wooden one some years ago." He stated as he reached for his cutlass. 'Oh, so what?' I thought to myself, he had a wooden leg, lots of pirates do. I swiftly severed his cutlass arm from his body. "Arr... Isa good 'ting I 'ad tha' arm replaced wit' a wooden one some years ago..." he said, as he reached for another pistol. I sighed, I had decided I had had enough of this joker. Leveling my katana, I drove it though the pirate's head in a single lunge... ... ... (Here it comes):
"Arr... good ting' I replaced my head wit' a wooden one a while ago..."
As my eyes widened in shock, I put away my katana and walked away, slowly repeating to myself that I had seen nothing that day... it didn't work.


I know you all know this but for the sheer randomness

pirate drool

ninja rule