I like to say "starving artist", but hobo is a bit more appliccable. I technically have a home, but I'm certainly not welcome there.
Before you tell me to get a job, I've tried. I've had jobs, and it crushes me every time I lose them. I'm unemployable. I had the easiest, shittiest job scraped straight from the bottom of the barrel and I couldn't keep it three months.
No bullshit, I really tried to be the best damned Tim Horton's coffeeslinger I could be. It killed me when I was fired, it was like despite my best efforts I wasn't good enough for the worst job in the world. I couldn't take it again, my extremely important pretense of awesomeness would crack and then I'd be nothing at all.
Anyone looking for a roommate? I don't have any money, useful skills or ambition, so I'd be a great guy to have around.
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