• the time i was young
    the time i felt like
    i could pretend to have a trampoline
    without having a trampoline

    in the middle of gym class
    that shiny gym floor
    i hopped and imagined myself
    bouncing on a trampoline

    transported in my mind
    its like i was there
    bouncing on that trampoline

    what i did next
    was jump
    and land on my a**
    hoping to butt bounce
    on that trampoline

    well i smacked my godamn tailbone
    right on that
    shiny gym floor

    i did not bounce
    i felt it in my brain
    gym floor shockwaves
    traveling up my spine

    the gym teacher yelled at me
    but jokes on her
    she was a pregnant chainsmoker
    and i just had a ******** up tailbone

    id do it again
    but in my old rotten age of 30
    i cant afford the medical bill
    to experience that magic moment
    one last time