• Once upon a time in this truly retarded story, there lived Raul the squirrel. He sold Kool-aid and air conditioners over at Food City.One day Katie the weasel saw that Raul's air conditioner were "hecho in Mexico." Katie called la migra. Later that day the migra came over to Food City in a low rider. Out came out to guys named Mr. Black and Mr. White both holding an Ak-47. They shot down Raul until he was reduced down to a ball of lint. After that Raul was never heard of again.