100 things that me and alyssa can no longer take seriously:
1. ceiling fans
2. ramen (for breakfast)
3. cheese
4. bratz dolls
5. playing cards
6. clowns or magicians
7. ladles
8. gravy
9. robots
10. kikyo from inuyasha
11. miracle grow
12. captain crunch cereal
13. moo shoo
14. tofu
15. vegetables
16. lips
17. produce aisle in the grocery store
18. card houses
19. lamp shades
20. cookies
21. scarves/hats/wigs/belts
22. omg or omfg
23. printers (a.k.a demon printer)
25. weasels, snakes, fish, sharks
26. the two sticks at camp that just happen to look like a weasel and a snake
27. totem poles
28. kids at the end of alicias block (a.k.a geriahs children/spies)
29. balloons (a.k.a kevin and tom)
30. cursing fits
31. potc mcdonalds $0.50 plushie toy (a.k.a jacob)
32. anger managment relievers (a.k.a jeremy)
33. popping balloons/planes running into balloons and making them pop and lanf into some random childs sand box and scarring them for life
34. chocolate obsessions
35. the akatsuki
36. ring pops ('MY POP!!')
37. the devil (lord BILLZERBOB) or the when youre evil song
38. little shop of horrors
39. tv show marathons
40. play-doh
41. running up hills
42. murdering fits (tearing up/braking a bratz doll just cause you were in the mood to kill)
43. losing said bratz doll pieces/ramnants
44. insomnia
45. grills that never work
46. house fires
47. throwing ramen broth at flames to make them increase
48. lying upside-down on your bed
49. sneaking cookies
50. drowning in general
51. emo-ness
52. suicide
53. feeling sick after eating junk food all day
54. pizza or bread (pizza art!!)
55. spork-ladles (or the newly named spladle)
56. inuyasha
57. purple nail polish
58. imaginary friends
59. hallucinating your favorite tv show characters at your house or on your block
60. pretending that your fav tv show characters live with you and constanely switching who gets to have who at your house
61. blood
62. certain fanfictions about some certain gay couplings
63. zetsus one and only fangirl
64. pokemon or the new improved version of it...NINJAMON!!
65. popsicle stick figures
66. 'verb' commercials
67. ducks
68. fixing the air conditioner door thingy
69. spinning
70. catnip
71. micheal jackson-the child rapist
72. hisoka from hxh having strange relations to micheal jackson (in the form of child raping)
73. beaded necklaces
74. drawing on cups and while pouring liquids into the drink screaming "AHHHH ITS DROWNING!!"
75. ddr
76. music video for 'i write sins not tragedies'
77. singing the really long titled 12th song on the panic! at the disco cd (IM A DIVVAA!!)
78. manatees
79. crawl spaces
80. getting high off of whipped cream or ice cream
81. playing marco polo by yourself
82. playing stuck in the mud in pairs
83. saying 'squee' unentusiastically (he wacked the pig in the head with a fishing pole...oh squee...) or saying it every 5 seconds
84. sushi
85. moths
86. kankuro (thinking that everything that goes wrong is all kankuros fault)
87. karuto being forced to become a stalker and being called a girl by his mother
88. fast forwarding through really fast tv show scenes
89. fast forwarding through scenes in a tv show and making up words to go with it
90. watching tv charcters mouths go really fast while your fast-forwarding stuff so that it looks like their mouths are vibrating
91. singing japenese theme songs in english
92. coin tricks/coins in general
93. attempting to do said coin tricks and finally realizing after 2 hours of sitting around trying to catch the damn coin that this trick is a made-up thing that can only be done by tv show peoples
94. candy wrappers
95. trying to jump into tv screens to comfort your fav character
96. claiming that you are going out with/married to/have kids with said character
97. hexagonal shaped rooms
98. blowing into pool noodles to see who has stronger lungs
99. claiming that gills are waaayyy sexier than a venus fly trap could ever be
and now for number 100:
100. chocolate milk or chocolate milk containers being made into pyramids (who can ever forget the moment where alyssa randomly said in the middle of a serious part of a tv show, "I WANT SOME FRIGGIN CHOCOLATE MILK!" )
 Matcha-senpai · Sun Aug 13, 2006 @ 09:21pm · 3 Comments |
