ALL THE ENTRIES TO THE STORYBOOK EVENT.
1.
Jello cowboy By: EqualycrazyyJen
So there I was, enjoying my oatmeal, listening to my mom, yell at the dog to clean the bathroom.
When she told the canary to get a job, I had enough.
I ran out to the porch and jumped on my cow. Pulling my cowboy hat out of my magic pocket. I called “YEEHAWWW!”
About two blocks down the road, my magic wand started to play the star spangled banner, so I put one end in my ear and answered.
“hello?” and to my surprise it was the president of the united states, President Candyland.
“I need you down here fast! Senator Heeberglobber is stuck in the Jello pit!”
I gasped. “Im on my way!” I hung up and stuck it back in my magic pocket, and kicked the cow in to full gear.
Running threw downtown, the pool hall, and hitting a couple granny's, going full throttle threw an old folks home.
I could see the Jello pit, it looked Delicious, while I was drooling and didn’t notice the log, sitting in the middle of the road. The cow slammed on its breaks and I flew off the cow, and went head first into the Jello.
‘what to do, what to do, what to do.’ I thought. And a light bulb popped above my head.
I opened my mouth wide, and took a bite. I ate me and Senetor heeberglobber out of the Jello, in mear minutes.
The president was so happy, he gave me the keys to the city.
I thought this meant I could do what ever I wanted. So I ran to build a bear workshop, and took all of the bears.
I was walking down the road with my prize, when I hear sirens. I was afraid to go to Prison so I pulled out my potato launcher and shot the coppers.
My mom was so mad at me she sent me and the dog to this camp. Saying we better come back with jobs.
Because im so bored here. I plan on taking my potato launcher out of retirement and shooting the rich peoples. Putting all the marshmellows they have in my magic pocket.
2. By xiivo
Dear Diary;
Remember when I told you about those but faces that kept making fun of my horns?
Yeah? Well guess what I did?
...
Did you guess?
...
Okkk... Right so anyways, I crept into their houses ( shacks if you ask me &:c ) and Poked their faces!
HA
Yeah, but they told some cops that I butraped them or something, so now I have to go to Juvi camp ... OMG
AWESOME!
(except for the butrape thing, i mean srsly what the hells?)
Sincerely; Xii
P.s Can I call you Hank?
Dear Hank;
Camp is kinda neat and I've only gotten in trouble twice so far.
Once for when I messed up the bunk room. Everything was so clean, It was scary.
So I got some marshmallows, Peanut butter, melted chocolate, and, I fed the walls!
&3 aren't i nice?
The second time was when Timmy asked "Are those real?"
...
lets just say I hate it when people make fun of my horns.
D: &
Anyways camp so far is a blast!
HA
and they thought I was crazy.
Sincerely; Xii (or captain X, as they call me 83 )
P.s What is a Spazz Bucket?
My Dear Friend Hank;
Wow Hank, your a real good listener.
Thank you.
c:
Anyways.
Remember the Camp I was telling you about?
yeah that one.
well there are a few other camps like...
Nerd camp, Fat camp, p***k camp, and my camp, awesome camp.
I think that's how they go.
well that's what Moria said any way.
c:
Yeah, so here's my plan;
We infiltrate the nerd base and stack the place with the rich kids mumbo jumbo, and scare them into thinking there in the twilight zone!
BRILLIANCE
I know.
That's all I got for now but i'll update you when my brain fart is over.
83
Sincerity; Captain X
P.s What size of pants do you wear?
&3
3. By Sweet Dreamer Hana Yume
8/09 - Day 1
Dear Journal,
So, guess what I did? I shot a couple of people with a paint ball gun but instead of just paint balls, it was water balloons AND paint balls. My mom was so pissed at me, that she sent me to a camp. Now, this isn't just any ordinary camp, but a camp full of people just like me who do bad stuff! =D What kind of camp is it, you ask? Well... it's a Juvie Camp for Juveniles just like me who've done bad things and pissed their parents off. Yeah. It's going to be a blast here! I just know it~ <33
Well, I have to go for now. But I'll update you later, my dear friend. For now, I have to go place rats in the Rich Camps rooms, dressers and scare the crap outta them. I bet they've never had any dirty thing in their place before; especially a rat. <3
Sincerely Yours,
Dreamer
P.S. Saying Dear Journal makes me sound all prim-and-proper... like one of those rich kids. I'll call you Big Burt for now on! XP
8/09 - Day 2
Dear Big Burt,
Now, that sounds much better! =D Anyways. I snuck rats into the Rich Camp and video-taped all the Rich kids running around, screaming their heads off yesterday. One girl even fell into a big mud puddle (I wonder where it came from? =D) and got completely dirty. Though, if that wasn't bad enough, someone threw one of the rats out the window and it landed on her head, which made her scream even more cause she kept trying to get up and yet she kept falling down. It was such a blast!
I'm wondering what all the other Juvies are doing to pull pranks on all the camps and if they're having as much fun as I am! Now, to come up with another plan but for a different camp. I wonder what I should do? Maybe, I should put nothing but junk food at the Fitness Camp? No one can resist cake, cookies and loads upon loads of ice cream, strawberry short cakes and everything single kind of junk food you can come up with. Or, maybe I should mix up the labels on the Science Camp's equipment and they'd be wondering what happened when their experiments go "wrong".
Well, I have to go for now. My room-mates are coming in and I plan on going and sneaking something to eat out of the kitchen. <3
The One, The Only,
Dreamer
P.S. This entry was longer than last. How shocking~ And I might just use those ideas I came up with too! =D
8/09 - Day 3
Big Burt,
Hey, Burty! How've you been? Miss me? I've missed writing my thoughts and ideas into you~ <3 Soooo, remember when I wrote down ideas in you yesterday for what kind of things I could do to the other two camps? Well, I did exactly what I wrote! =D
The Fitness Camp saw an increase of weight instead of a decrease of weight and hardly anyone exercised today. I don't think they'll really exercise anytime soon. They pigged out on all the junk food and could hardly move from their spots. =D And Science Camp had a few of their bunks blow up from using the wrong ingredients in their experiments. Now, they have to re-build them over again. :3
It was soooo much fun. I'm loving it here! <3 My parents thought it'd be best for me to come here and they were right, but not in the way they would have hoped. xD I love it here! And all the other Juvies seem so freaking interesting too! =D I hope we all can get together and pull one big prank on all of the camps in the near future. That would be even more fun~
Well, I have to go think up some more things to do to the other camps; and while I go get something to eat too. Who knew being so evil could be so much work? XD
The One, The Only, The Great,
Dreamer
P.S. I'm giving myself a big head by signing off that way but ha! I don't care~ Muwahaha!! <333
 xEvilxPeanutsx · Thu Aug 06, 2009 @ 04:14am · 5 Comments |
