I broke up with phil on monday. its thursday now.
when i told him that i wanted to break up, he said "i understand" and shook my hand "friends?" he said, as he stared at me square in the eye. i nodded, and smiled to make him feel a little better. then he said "i know its only for a little while we can get together again later". the only thing about him is that he is such a pervert. when i broke up with him i told christine and she said that when he was still going out with crystal, he told her to masturbate on the phone. that turned me WAY off. i dont even want to be his friend anymore. later i found out that he was crying. then later that day i learned he was trying to go out with crystal again. some times i just dont get him. thank the HOLY LORD i dont go out with him anymore. i am thinking about going out with Saeed, although my grandparents would kill me if they found out i was dating a black dude. i mean, i have no problems with it but my grandparents are racist against everyone except white people. and then my grandparents are sexist. then they are homophobe. i have every intention to tell them that when i go out on my next date, and im quoting family guy, that i am going to marry my "interracial gay girfriend" and we are goign to go burn the american flag. see how that will go over. xp
"look! its a newly married interracial gay couple burning the american flag!"
*all the rednecks look, peter and brian run away*
i mean seriously. men are hott. doesnt matter if they are purple in my book. if they look like johnny depp, id do em even if they were an oompa loompa (the original oompa loompa aka wee man)
Lana Luvv Community Member 
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