Yer probably wonderin' what the date be. 'Tis the Thirteenth of May, a Saturday.
A horrible storm be brewing. Me shipmates have all fallen off, with only me survivin' within me quarters, enriched with untellable riches. You better not be thinking of stealing me booty, because I will be guzzling your dreams with salty sea water, and your greatest dreams will come true in ye land of milk and honey after death, YAR HAR! pirate
'Tis the Nineteenth of May, a Friday.
I just sold me booty for a new ship crew and some new riches, a new Captain Suit, but it be on back-order 'til tomorrow. Oy...., it be the time I was abandoned by me father today a few years away from now, it be. Me father wanted me to become a ninja, like he be, but I be no ninja. That be me cousin, Serenata. She be a horrible shipwreck, she be. I couldn't imagine meself bein' a ninja. Never! Never in me life....
ninja They be stupid.
'Tis the Fourth of September, a Thursday.
It be the day yers truly fell for her first shanty-bringer. Me soul belonged to Captain Mick, but 'twas all a lie. I be nuthin' to him, but me soul burned for him. I cut his throat and tossed him off his own ship while he be in his dreams. rofl Me ribcage still be on fire from that day. Yar HAR! Never fall in love when a captain, yer true love only be Poseidon's Kingdom and Yer Riches. heart Love only be an idea.
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