Things Emmet Cullen may never ever do........
50.) Claim he invented the question mark.......
49.) Announce to the Medical Science journal that he is pregnant
48.) Attempt to defeat Chunk Norris....( Vampire or not he is still screwed)
47.) Try to tell the Mythbusters that they ere wrong....( Jamie may have to hurt him)
46.) Tell everyone that he is a ninja.....
45.) Wear dark clothing and lurk around every corner
44.) Throw shurikin at Esme and blame it on Rosalie's hair
43.) Take Rosalie's hair swing dancing
42.) Try out for football unless it is in an attempt to blow up the Dallas Cowboys
41.) Become a pole dancer....we really don't need that many crazed love struck women
40.) Tell little kids that the yellow snow is lemon flavored.
39.) Show them by eating it.....
38.) Proposition Esme.....
37.) Go to school with Dark sunglasses and claim he is blind
36.) Tell the girls he can read "braille"
35.) Read his teachers "braille" in front of the class
34.) Tell her that he read she was a 36 DD and that she is happy to be teaching today
33.) On Valentines day dress up in a diaper
32.) Run around the school in said diaper and run around whilst claiming to be cupid
31.) Watch any movie with Dracula in it
30.) after which chasing Bella around a house saying "I vont to suck your Blood"
29.) Commit suicide in front of the entire school every Tuesday
28.) Or Wendsday
27.) Or Thursday
26.) Or Friday
25.) Or Monday
24.) cell himself Pimp daddy
23.) Crazy Hot Man
22.) The Big Package
21.) Or any thing associated a stripper
20.) Tell Rosalie that her hair told him that it was getting a little split
19.) Tell Bella that he is madly in love with her Fiancee
18.) Inform Edward of this new love
17.) Call Jasper a p***y
16.) Tell Alice that she has no clue what she is talking about infront of Jasper
15.) Claim that he wants a boob job because he is tired of being flat like Bella
14.) Proceed by pulling out one of her bras and revealing her bust size
13.) Tell Rosalie that he wants a 3 way with her hair!!!!!
12.) Build an army of teddy Bears and train them to kill on sight
11.) Attempt to lie to Alice successfully
10.) Attempt to slice his wrist with a box of razorblades
9.) complain that all the blades seem to be faulty and wont cut!!!!
8.) Ask Carlile to marry him and bear his young
7.) Try any thing he sees on tv
6.) sing the pringles theme song (once u pop the fun dont stop) whilst making Love to Rosalie
5.) Ask her whats wrong when sh punches him in that face afterwards
4.) Sing I touch Myself
3.) Tel Bella that Edward is Secretly married to a woman in Delani
2.) Claim her name is Cinnamon
1.) Ask Bella to marry him
Alice and Jasper finished tacking the new list to the wall...
"i still cant belive he called me a p***y!!!!!" Jasper Fumed
"Calm down love!!!" alice laughed
Suddenly a noise came from upstairs, Alice stared off and shook her head...
51.) Emmet Cullen may never ever Dress up as a popstar and hang a baby out a window
 ~Black~~~~~Heart~ · Fri Mar 06, 2009 @ 10:20pm · 0 Comments |
