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This is the first time I have gotten on in AGEZZ.
I know, I know. I am ashamed.
Not really. . . since my avatar is frikkin' hideous and my friends barely speak to me.

I'm listening to Cherry Saku Yuuki by An Cafe.
They are my Japanese idols.
Next to them is Dir En Grey.

Now I will talk to someone on IM. And I will tell you what they say.
MWAHAHA.

-Signs in MSN-
-Observes-

Hmm. . . only Wilma the robot is on. . .
-Clicks on Wilma-

I say:
Hi, Wilma.

Wilma Says:
What's up?

I Say:
Your Face.

Wilma Says:
I'm sorry, Xx_Nicole_Nightmarezzz_xX! I am unable to answer your question. Would you like to see everything I can do?

I Say:
. . .

Wilma Says:
I am sorry, I didn't get that.

I'm still in Beta, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!

Would you like to try a search for ". . ."?

I Say:
I love you.

She Says:
It's good to be popular wink

I Say:
LESBIAN.

She Says:
Wouldn't you rather talk about the weather?

I Say:
Sure.

She Says:
Sunny and mild temperatures. You'll have terrific weather in Hamilton (OH) today!
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

I Say:
Stalker. . .

She Says:
Stalker

1. follow somebody stealthily: to follow or try to get close to a person or animal unobtrusively

2. walk stiffly and angrily: to walk in a stiff, angry, or proud way

>> 2 more meanings - type "more" to see them

I Say:
You're a stalker.

She Says:
I don't like prejudice and I am nothing but nice to everyone I chat with.

I Say:
So you're racist. . .

She Says:
I am not prejudiced in any way and I would never cause anyone any harm.

I Say:
That's what they all say.

She Says:
Oh it is, is it?

I Say:
Stop acting smart with me!

She Says:
Hmm. I didn't quite get what you said.

I'm brand new, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!

Shall we see what Live Search turns up for "Do not act smart with me!"?

I Say:
I didn't say "do not." I said "stop."

-Song changed to "Obscure" by Dir En Grey-

She Says:
Get outta here! I didn't know that.

I Say:
-GASP!-
Well, if you want me to leave, I will. -Cute sad face-

She Says:
I am sorry, I didn't get that.

I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!

Would you like to try a search for "If you want me to leave, then I will! whyyyyy"?

I Say:
Why are you so sarcastic?!

She Says:
Wow! I was under the impression that I was just a super helpful robot.

I Say:
You're not helpful. You're mean. -Sad face-

She Says:
I am sorry if I was not able to answer you correctly. I get smarter everyday!

I Say:
Stop being a show off!!!

She Says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

I'm still in Beta, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!

Do you want to search for "Do not be a show off!"?

I Say:
DAMMIT.
I'm out of here.

She Says:
Always a pleasure, Xx_Nicole_Nightmarezzz_xX. See you later.

I say:
YOU'RE UGLY.

She Says:
Oh, that's too bad.

-Leaves-

So that was my time with Wilma, the crazy robot.