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KingJack!, better known as "Jackie" or "John," grew up on the streets of Durem after he wandered away from home at the age of 2. He went searching for the long-lost sibling he hear his parents talk about, spying on them from the crawlspace that smelled like tuna.
For four years, a kind girl around his supposed sibling's age would stop by the run-down home he lived in, giving the fussy child known as KingJack! some bread and soup. He came to appreciate her as a mother-figure, even moreso than his original mother, who has since never even sent out a search party.
By the age of four, he was adopted by two gypsy women, who helped him save up for his Yeti. When he was six, the gypsies relocated to a compound in Barton. A year later, he bought his yeti, his most cherished and beloved item/plushie-animal, Henry. The gypsies would then die in the cold winter months ahead. Jack, however, was at the bar when this happened, dancing for nickels and playing with street children under the table (Why children were allowed in the bar was unknown, and still is.)
He and Henry, and later Bizzy the ORLY hat, would all decorate the Christmas tree that winter. He had been living as a street child for two months, surviving in colonies, and stealing to survive. They, oddly, all lived in a hotel, using the stolen money to pay for it, then skimping out on the minibar bills... His hotel room, sharred with 2 boys and a girl, overlooked the graves of some of the gypsies that died in the storm.
At the age of 11, Jack wrapped himself and his plushie animals in a Durem blanket and and packed his things. He and two other street children would ride the rails to Akea, to make money in an underground sweatshop, run my the Transvestite Druglord Kingpin, Sir (pronouncing it as SAH!) Pimpsola Ursadabe the fourth. Under his apprenticeship, Jack learned the tricks of the trade, and, at the time of Pimpsola's 30th birthday, became the posterboy of the drug empire, secretly making all the deals with hackers, unbenownst to the mods.
But after finding out he was dealing with hackers, and not "Friendly Candy Men" as Sir Pimsola hod told him, he, along with his animals and newly adopted Zurg alien, given to him by Pimpsola's bodyguard along with a guild, went into hiding. He had tried several times to lure the other two street children and the others out of this life underground, but refused, seeing as they needed the money and had to place to stay, refusing Jack's money and instead working as they remembered their past thievery.
So Jack and his plushies, now twelve, were aided by Fleep into the witness protection program. But four months later, Lazner and Rina had found out of Jack's earlier leanings, and demanded Leon to arrest him. So Jack ended up working with Logan, cleaning up mak and gunk from the Fishing docks.
During the Summer, Jack went to work as a stripper, but quit after someone wanted to cyber with him (Also, he found out what "Stripper" really meant, think earlier it was someone who took people's bedsheets for cleaning.). Friend, along with his ol sister, Blonda, would take care oh him until he and his items went of to Africa to fight the diamond tades.
Around this time, he started making Gaia Babies (among other things...) and met Mink. He and Mink had a huge dissagreement over the Gaia Baby he made, both now despising one-another and recognizing the baby "Minka" and their child. They currently share custody.
After 2 years, Jack, now fourteen, returned to Barton to settle down, before he realized it was Durem he liked. He ran out of the bar with the people screaming at him for stealing dishes and making a "Taco Platter" with them, and hitch-hiked to Durem. Once there, he saw the plight of water meats, and adopted MiniMeat. ((At this point, we should mention that Zurg MCs came after the water meats. Let's just say I was given one as payment during a brief time as a delivery boy for a Zurg packaging plant outsourced to Planet Gaia.))
Jack would later get into the watermeat trade along after the Halloween 2k8 Event, where he won his accountant, a Vampire Bat named Boomizyu "Bo-Bo." Through smart investments (And the gulibility of others), Jack gained about 15k (Minus 1k to pay for his part of the trade), and decided to enter the watermeat trade, seeing them as an endangered species that only he could protect. Bo-Bo advised him not to get into the watermeat trade, but he did it anyway, and now is the world's formost leading expert of watermeats, currently owning 52 of them.
Jack would later go on to date and then marry a ghost sheet, who divorced him and revealed to him their love child, Jaimy, was just a spy, who then self-destructed for his failure. Jack would later go on to marry nikegirl8594, a dear friend and loving wife. They later adopted Tetris FTW by accident, however, believing her to be a boy named Nate. Krysten (nikegirl8594) and Jack (KingJack!) had two twin virtual boys, Cole and Clark. Krysten gave birth in Towns in a random field during a romantic walk.
Today, Jackie is the foremost leading expert on watermeats, and is the creater of G.A.T.U.T.O.Y., an anti-Yeti-discrimination group, so far consitsting of only him. He has recently adopted his Dandiidodad spore for 8k, now named "Homunculy."
 KingJack! · Wed Jul 23, 2008 @ 12:59am · 0 Comments |
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