this is a very weird story, and even horrific story if u dont get it.
"My friend the chicken"
by Sora
Me and my friend walked home together. then, i climebed a tree. i told him,
"c'mon! its totally safe!"
he shook his head.
"what are ya? chicken????"
he got mad and tried to climb the tree. after only a few climbs up, the tree fell.
we fell down a cliff and fell in the middle of nowhere. i ate fruit, and he ate the seeds i still had in my pocket. me, i never liked sunflower seeds. one day, i began starting to feel weak. i looked at my friend. he tried to make a fire and his arm almost got fried. i slurped but laughed at the thought. eating my friend. he couldn't really do anything on his own. and repeating the events of what happened to the donnor party, i think, in which when one f them died, they would eat the person. but, no. i oculdn't wait for him to die. i needed food, real food, and the trees around us were running out of fruit! so, when he fell asleep, i got a piece of wood and started whacking away. he woke up, but i hit him so hard one time, that i actually knocjed him out. and knocked him out, long enough, for me to carry him into the fire, and fry him. he shouted frantically, but, ooh, i was so hungry. i didn't care. in moments, he began burning, and soon, he was a fried chicken.
"how do u like that, u scardey chicken?!" i said,
and ate him, limb from limb. i ate his leg like a drumstick, and soon he was nothing but bones. my eyes turned red. and i was rescued a week after. the police asked me,
"were u with someone?"
i answered, "no one but a chicken." i grinned.
an early halloween story. twisted twisted twisted
 SoraMotto · Mon Jul 07, 2008 @ 07:46pm · 3 Comments |
