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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
from..ME biggrin
GIRL : May I hold your hand?
RUDOLF : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
RUDOLF : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
RUDOLF : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
RUDOLF : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
RUDOLF : Don't you ever want to improve??
GIRL : I love you and I could die for you!
RUDOLF : How soon??
GIRL : I would go to the end of the world for you!
RUDOLF : Yes, but would you stay there??
GIRL : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
RUDOLF : I did once. She'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of her mouth.
RUDOLF : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
RUDOLF : NO, because you make me sick.
GIRL : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
RUDOLF : You tell a woman something, It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
GIRL : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Rudolf?
RUDOLF : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
GIRL : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
RUDOLF : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
TEACHER : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
RUDOLF : "The moon".
TEACHER : "Why?"
RUDOLF : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
TEACHER : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?"
RUDOLF : "A teacher".
WAITER : "Would you like your coffee black?"
RUDOLF : "What other colors do you have?"
TEACHER : "Rudolf, you talk a lot !"
RUDOLF : "It's a family tradition".
TEACHER : "What do you mean?"
RUDOLF : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
TEACHER : "What about your mother?"
RUDOLF : "She's a woman".
TOM : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
RUDOLF : "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
TEACHER : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
RUDOLF : "Brotherly love".
TEACHER : "Now, Rudolf, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
RUDOLF : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
PATIENT : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
DR. RUDOLF : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
TEACHER : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
RUDOLF : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
TEACHER : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
RUDOLF: " Because George still had the axe in is hand.
 Ronin_of_Mibu · Thu May 22, 2008 @ 07:46am · 1 Comments |
