Jeffy, The My Little Pony story pt. 1
Today's Tuesday, my little pony got out and bit my big, fat, juicey, sausage-shaped nose. It hurt like a son of a pony. I yelled at it and it walked it's fat a** into on-coming traffic. It just wasn't as chipper anymore. And her name is Jeffy. Everytime I try to pet her, she kicks my nuts into my mouth. It feels like my stomach is going to fall out my butt. So I spit them at her which gets Jeffy more angry. She got out of the pen again and bit me right in my surgecally repaired nose. I yelled son of a nutcracker, and that's what she did. She stomped them into the dirt, cracking them like a walnut in a nutcracker...to be continued...
Arashi Erina · Sun Mar 30, 2008 @ 04:19am · 0 Comments |