*into a broken recorder, in horribly fake British accent*
"Lewis Log, first entry.
I have been after this target several weeks now. He is a strong enemy, and is immune to my......annoying-ness. And if he demands I fetch him a sammich one more time I may be forced to take drastic measures. Like duct tapeing hi mouth shut.. Also, he gave up on hope of getting me to stop playing with his hair, which is quite long and pretty by the way, and now just assumes that he doesn't have to brush it in the morning deciding I'll do it for him. The damn b*****d's right, but that doesn't mean he ain't a b*****d for thinkin' it. And on top of that he's decided that I'm his b***h, hence the sammich thing. GODS DAMN YOU LEWIS!!!!!!!"
To Lewis: I WILL NOT MAKE YOU A SAMMICH!!!!!!
 Yokolita · Fri Mar 28, 2008 @ 05:12pm · 4 Comments |
