I would like to tell yew about the time i set the cat on fire the cat's name was Jason he was a very evil cat he like to lick pplz elbows and nibble on their right knee (don't ask...) anyway so one day i tells Jason NOT 2 sit on the stove cuz i was gonna make some mac and cheese but he wouldn't listen so i turned on the stove and he ran around goin REOW REOW REEEEEEOOOOOOW!!!!!!! and i laffed and laffed then he tried to put himself out by running but that only made it worse then he tried to roll around in the puddles from the rain that hit about 12hrs b4 but by the time he figured out that rollin IN he puddle in stead of around it would help he was 2 l8...i was bored and laffin so hard that i didn't even bother w/ the remians....the ants got him a few days l8er
and the moral of that story is "Don't mess w/ an emo when she'd makin Mac and Cheese" ~The End~
fatpoorwhore · Sun Mar 16, 2008 @ 08:53am · 2 Comments |