By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy
If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
A woman’s husband has been slipping in and out for a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. When I think about it now, I think you bring me bad luck.”
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don’t know - it’s never happened.
Steal anything and the mudkips will tear your limbs apart, painfully.
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Toybox! Do Not Steal, I bought them myself. Go get your own.Links to shop at the bottom of every section.
 
 
 
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 Deletiax · Fri Feb 15, 2008 @ 01:24am · 0 Comments |
