Or at least according to CBS's new, "hit" drama
Moonlight! Just another great addition to CBS's award winning shows like CSI, CSI Miami... Well, all the CSI shows since they're the only good programs on CBS.
Join Mick St. John, who isn't any ordinary vampire; he sleeps in freezers, gets blood from a random forensic guy, and he's a private investigator. Oh, let's not forget to mention he's a total ***** because he likes this chick who he rescued when she was around 5, but for some MAGICAL reason, this girl can't remember him. -Gasps- She only dreams about him. Oh, and lets not forget, when she walks in on the guy while he's got
three bullets in his back (and is still alive, by the way) and while he's chugging down a nice bag of blood with his fangs out and eyes completely white, then asks: "What are you?"
Are you the type who thinks puns are hilarious? If so, you're gonna love this. Within the first 10 minutes of the episode, someone asks Mick what its like to be a vampire, and you'll never guess what his reply was! "It sucks." Yes, isn't that
so funny? If you're rolling on the floor laughing right now, I encourage you to watch it.
In short, if you're looking for a show with incredibly stupid characters, Mr. Puntastic, and a *****, this is the show for you. =D Man, you'll love it! Its rip-roarin' fun. =B
