Hello and Welcome to the first ever edition of Naruto Daily News (NDN). Today we will be discussing several important issues. But first.....
Hinata-Human or Beast?
We all know the shy and quiet girl from the Village Hidden in the Leaves, but is she as innocent as we believe her to be? Our reseacrchers have come to the conclusion that she is infact, a Beast. Here our their reasons why..
1.) Why does she wear that big and baggy jacket? It can`t be because she is cold. Some may agrue that she 'is just shy about her body.' But we have reason to believe that it is because she is covered in green scales!
2.) Why does she like Naruto so much? He is annoying, loud, headstrong, and emotional. People like hinata would normally hate people like that. And yet she loves him to the point of obsession. Is she really in love with Naruto? Or is she in love with the fox deamon inside him? We have reason to beleive that she is only trying to conrtol the fox demon in Naruto so she can kill everyone with his power!
3.) Why does she stammer all the time? No one is so shy that they would stammer talking to even their closest friends. I sit because she is so nervous about her 'little secret' might slip out or is she just not used to speaking to humans?
4.) Their has to be another reason as to why Neji hates her so much. Is it because he knows the truth?
5.) She can`t really be that weak. Is she holding back so she can surprise us with how powerful she really is? Or is it that she is weak in her human form? We will let you decide.
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Sasuke Uchiha was hospitalized this afternoon after a rabid fan-girl tackled him screaming 'quiz results never lie.' The surprised Sasuke fell down and was run over by a mob of fan-girls.
Interview of the day:
Today our surprise guest will be...Naruto!!!
Emily: Hello Naruto. So how does it feel like to be an actor in the famous Naruto show?
Naruto: Well, at first was nervous because the character is nothing like me. I didn`t know if I was going to be able to pull off his personality.
Emily: So you have nothing at all in common with him?
Naurto: Nope. I am actually a quiet and serious person. And I HATE ramen. Every time I eat it I almost barf.
Emily: Really?
Naruto: Yeah. Haven`t you ever relized that everytime he is shown eating ramen that his eyes are closed and he has that look on his face like he is about to barf?
Emily: Not really.....
Sernana: And now for the question of the day....
Naruto: But I wasen`t-
Serana: Why do you wear that bright orange jumpsuit? I mean, Its not like it helps you hid from the enemy or anything.
Naruto: Well I personally don`t wear it. But I think the reason behind him wearing it is because he likes to stick out, and maybe he is hoping that it will help people notice him.
Serana: Oh....I was thinking maybe he really like the color orange, or that he wanted to show his love for orange juice.
Naruto: Creative guesses....
Serana: Anyways...Thanks for coming. We hope to see you soon.
Naruto: Thank-you and bye.
Well Now that he is gone we can continue to our last topic of the day.....
Garra aressted for drinking and driving
At 4:00 a.m. last night a very drunk Garra was found in a flipped over car in the parking lot of his house. This was all he had to say:
'Garralicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my demon so they get their pleasures from my photo
you could see him, you can't seize him
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Akatsuki just comes and goes like seasons'
And he we went on and on all the way to the police station. When we asked his older brother how he could be so irosponsible as to let his younger brother get drunk this was his only response 'He threatned to kill me.' You can see who wears the pants in that family.
Thank-you for joining us for our first NDN cast.
 VicinityObscenity · Mon Aug 06, 2007 @ 04:51am · 0 Comments |
